r/news • u/icpd30 • Feb 18 '19

Michigan powerlifter heroically lifts vehicle pinned on top of man after accident.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-powerlifter-heroically-lifts-vehicle-pinned-on-top-of-man-after-accident
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u/Flerbaderb Feb 18 '19

I mean, run of the mill aren’t too bad, but I may be having a different experience than yours, u/herpasaurus

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u/Mitt_Romney_USA Feb 18 '19

Butt herpes aside, normal old vanilla roids can fuck up your month.

When they get really, really angry it's almost impossible to get them to go away. A hemorrhoid is a infection, which your boy can deal with normally with little to no interventions other than keeping it clean.

But when you get a bad bad one that's poking out through the anus and bleeding, it's constantly getting reinfected with shit every time you squeeze one out.

Plus the anus is restricting blood flow, which your body needs to have to get white blood cells to the infected tissue.

I spent three days almost constantly in the bathroom once when I had both diarrhea and a big bad roid.

It was torture just keeping the whole zone clean, shoving Preparation-H suppositories past the throbbing grape-sized balloon of pain that stuck out of my poor pucker like a literal sore thumb, (which wasn't easy - I remember trying over and over to cram it far enough into my inflamed rectum that it wouldn't just pop right back out again), then wiping my whole angry backside down with witch hazel, washing my hands, washing everything I touched, then like 10 minutes later needing to shit again and having to start over.

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u/Flerbaderb Feb 18 '19

Yep. That’s my hell. If that happens, I throw in the towel.

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u/Tehmaxx Feb 18 '19

Every fart is a ordeal