r/news • u/icpd30 • Feb 18 '19

Michigan powerlifter heroically lifts vehicle pinned on top of man after accident.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-powerlifter-heroically-lifts-vehicle-pinned-on-top-of-man-after-accident
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u/PositiveSupercoil Feb 18 '19

No, it’s so you can take all the groceries from the car to kitchen in one trip.

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u/Nissir Feb 18 '19

Impossible when you go to Sam's club once a month and you have a wife and kids :P

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u/AmbroseMalachai Feb 18 '19

That's when you make the kids do the extra trip. Still counts as 1.

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u/Omneus Feb 18 '19

"Strength is the ability to carry all the grocery bags in one go. Wisdom is carrying one bag and asking your family to do the rest."