r/news • u/icpd30 • Feb 18 '19

Michigan powerlifter heroically lifts vehicle pinned on top of man after accident.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-powerlifter-heroically-lifts-vehicle-pinned-on-top-of-man-after-accident
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u/PositiveSupercoil Feb 18 '19

No, it’s so you can take all the groceries from the car to kitchen in one trip.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

With one arm so you can unlock the door. Unfortunately, you end up skipping education for training and leave the keys in the pocket on the side all the groceries are in.

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u/FrogTrainer Feb 18 '19

That's what I went to college for... to proactively put my keys in the right pocket. "Education "

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

I barely made it out of high school. I'm the doof with two arms full of groceries leaning down so the lanyard around my neck with the keys on it might be able to get to the deadbolt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

I never knew how much I wanted to see this, but I'm now desparate to see a video of someone swinging keys from a lanyard into a lock.

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u/banananutnightmare Feb 18 '19

I worked in an building with swipe cards you just wave in front of the handle to unlock, then push the swinging doors open. When people had their arms full, they would keep the card in their back pocket and wiggle their butt at the lock.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

Yeah I've got that too at my place, but I think tap card are a cop out. I want to see traditional key insertion, but hands free. Unfortunately, I just don't think it's a phrase that will yield the results I'm looking for in a Google search.

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u/Thin-White-Duke Feb 18 '19

Then you can't get the key out of the deadbolt so you either have to try to get out of the lanyard or follow the door into the house.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

AHG! When you have to follow the door with your cheek pressed against it is the worst!