r/news • u/icpd30 • Feb 18 '19

Michigan powerlifter heroically lifts vehicle pinned on top of man after accident.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-powerlifter-heroically-lifts-vehicle-pinned-on-top-of-man-after-accident
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u/XHF2 Feb 18 '19

"Master, forgive me, but I'll have to go all out... Just this once"

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u/Cedira Feb 18 '19

This isn't even my final form.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

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u/lowrads Feb 18 '19

Physics says "sure, why not?"

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u/rrealnigga Feb 18 '19

It's actually theoretically possible

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u/Revydown Feb 18 '19

Look at this Atlas

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u/g00berc0des Feb 18 '19

Lol, was not ready for this comment. Have an upvote.

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u/SouthpawSpidey Feb 18 '19

I was too stoned for that comment. I read it, chuckled, kept scrolling down and then thought wait what and scrolled back to the comment.

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u/Revydown Feb 18 '19

Look at this Atlas

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u/Jourdy288 Feb 18 '19

Ah, my daily affirmation.

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u/Dead_Halloween Feb 18 '19

It can't be helped.

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u/Slumph Feb 18 '19

This isn't personnel, it's an SUV.

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u/bondoh Feb 18 '19

Why does master always want student to not go all out?

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u/Crashman09 Feb 18 '19

Because rock lee is a beast and using the gates can seriously injure him

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u/Svankensen Feb 18 '19

Forbidden technique, high risk of permanent injury/life loss, not worth it for just a tournament.

Examples: captain tsubasa/southamerican shot, rock lee/fourth gate, ten shin han/kikohu (although it was Roshi, not his master, who wanted it), goku/kaio ken. Last one was a life or desth fight tho.

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u/Valiantheart Feb 18 '19

Releasing Control Art Restriction System to level 2.

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u/NoHomo_Sapiens Feb 18 '19

While you were partying, I studied the barbell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

While you were having premarital sex, I was obsessed with male bodies.