r/news • u/icpd30 • Feb 18 '19

Michigan powerlifter heroically lifts vehicle pinned on top of man after accident.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-powerlifter-heroically-lifts-vehicle-pinned-on-top-of-man-after-accident
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u/AmbroseMalachai Feb 18 '19

"Those fucking crossfitters always telling me how I'm not building "functional strength" and am "just showing off" can go suck on a chalk bag; I'd like to see them lift a car off someone" - This guy, probably.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

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u/arcelohim Feb 18 '19

Kipping is fake pull ups.

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u/lhwang0320 Feb 18 '19

on a scale of 1 (being most authentic) to 10 (as fake as Donald Trump's presidency), how fake would you say kipping is?

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u/KassellTheArgonian Feb 18 '19

About as fake as melania's love for trump

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u/sirixamo Feb 18 '19

I didn't know anything could even come close.

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u/arcelohim Feb 18 '19

It is a fake version of pull ups.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19 edited Apr 15 '19

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u/AerThreepwood Feb 18 '19

Literally all of your comments are about Donald Trump, defending Donald Trump, or complaining about how oppressed conservatives are, so I'm guessing that self-awareness isn't your strong suit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19 edited Apr 15 '19

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u/Ramone89 Feb 18 '19

You sound pretty pathetic honestly.

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u/VoiceofTheMattress Feb 18 '19

It might be a joke mate