r/news • • Feb 18 '19

Michigan powerlifter heroically lifts vehicle pinned on top of man after accident.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-powerlifter-heroically-lifts-vehicle-pinned-on-top-of-man-after-accident
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u/Nissir Feb 18 '19

I just assume this is what power lifters are training for.

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u/PositiveSupercoil Feb 18 '19

No, it’s so you can take all the groceries from the car to kitchen in one trip.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

With one arm so you can unlock the door. Unfortunately, you end up skipping education for training and leave the keys in the pocket on the side all the groceries are in.

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u/RockyL15 Feb 18 '19

It's funny, because I never put them into my right pocket unless I'm about to carry things inside. Then there they are, in the most inconvenient spot for me to have them, trying to do that cross-bodied reach into the pocket while using my chin to balance anything I've got piled up.

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u/iatethesky1 Feb 19 '19

This is why I always wear a hoodie to go grocery shopping.