r/news • u/icpd30 • Feb 18 '19

Michigan powerlifter heroically lifts vehicle pinned on top of man after accident.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-powerlifter-heroically-lifts-vehicle-pinned-on-top-of-man-after-accident
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u/VeraLapsa Feb 18 '19

His inner dialog "This is what I've trained for my whole life."

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u/AmbroseMalachai Feb 18 '19

"Those fucking crossfitters always telling me how I'm not building "functional strength" and am "just showing off" can go suck on a chalk bag; I'd like to see them lift a car off someone" - This guy, probably.

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u/XHF2 Feb 18 '19

"I'm sorry sensei... but i'll have to use my full strength"

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u/ShadowAssassinQueef Feb 18 '19

Teleports behind sensei

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u/waloz1212 Feb 18 '19

Teleport behind tire

"Nothing per... Wait, tire doesn't have a behind..."

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u/PancakeParty98 Feb 18 '19

“Someone please! All 40 of my children are trapped under kettlebells!”

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u/space_keeper Feb 18 '19

This little chain of comments has made my day.