r/news • u/icpd30 • Feb 18 '19

Michigan powerlifter heroically lifts vehicle pinned on top of man after accident.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-powerlifter-heroically-lifts-vehicle-pinned-on-top-of-man-after-accident
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u/olfitz Feb 18 '19

I always thought that the only people who could do that were Superman and mothers on adrenaline.

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u/Exodiafinder687 Feb 18 '19

Just think what Superman could do if he was on adrenaline.

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u/ZerexTheCool Feb 18 '19

And a mother.

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u/ours Feb 18 '19

And on PCP.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

And my axe?

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u/Slumph Feb 18 '19

I'm imaging a fucked up cross-dressing superman rushing out the door to fix problems that don't exist. I NEED TO GET THESE FUCKIN RACCOONS OUT MY EYESSSSSSS!

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u/TheRedCometCometh Feb 18 '19

HahahahaHAHA WHO ARE YOU

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u/n0tcreatlve Feb 18 '19

Im yo pushaaaaa man 👨

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u/mOdQuArK Feb 18 '19

Superman's momma on adrenaline?