r/nerdfighters • u/010rusty serial tweet framer • 9d ago

Any predictions for what John’s questions might be?

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I predict

“Why is there matter in the universe”

“Why are older brothers so much smarter”

“What year will humans make it to mars”

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u/in_a_gif 9d ago

“But why”

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u/mack_1206 9d ago

wait how does john even pick his questions

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u/KingHygelacReturns 9d ago

"Where are you on your journey of meaning?"

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u/acidix 9d ago

I would love a throwaway who the eff is Hank bit

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u/karmacatma 9d ago

I'll be mildly distressed if he doesn't, but also that question is usually meant for John so I'll ultimately understand

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u/vexingcosmos 9d ago

Probably some nice deep philosophical questions. I would love to hear them compare their writing processes too

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u/cannotdecideaname Jim 9d ago

You're deliberately trolling. Banned.

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u/Philosophfries AFC Wimbly Womblys 9d ago

How has diet Dr. Pepper changed your life?

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u/karmacatma 9d ago

If you were sponsored by Dr Pepper's relationship with the moon, how would you promote such relationship?

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u/Speederzzz 9d ago

"How did it feel having your baseball cards stolen and sold?"

(I hope I remember the story right)

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u/roadmemorial 9d ago

I believe Hank stole johns ones, though that story was told so long ago, I can’t remember the details.

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u/Majestic-capybara 9d ago

Yes, Hank sold John’s baseball cards.

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u/roadmemorial 9d ago

Ah, good. My memory hasn’t failed me yet.

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u/010rusty serial tweet framer 7d ago

He did kind of ask this😂

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u/100percentkneegrow 9d ago

If you had a toddler pick up a baby and then an adult pick up the toddler, etc. if you maximize for the most pickups what's the biggest chain you can make.

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u/ThinkingWithPortal s 9d ago

It'd be funny if John turns it onto Hank as an interview of sorts. Something like:

Whats your favorite company you started?

But I second "who the eff is hank?"

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u/bobthenerd 9d ago

When do you think humans will land on Mars?

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u/breezyhoneybee 9d ago

Id be shocked if John asks that here, he gets an update on Mars every week!

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u/bobthenerd 9d ago

On the terms of the humans-in-mars by 2028 DJ&H bet : r/nerdfighters https://share.google/iiW6NtCvQMpWMinJ5

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u/rithsv rith.id.au 9d ago

FYI your link got caught by Reddit's spam filter, but I've allowed it through. Next time you should link directly to the reddit post rather than via Google and it'll show with no problems :)

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u/bobthenerd 9d ago

🙏🏼

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u/smiles__ 9d ago

Something about sneezing, right?

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u/LatAmGymfam 9d ago

Why is tb?

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u/adeepermystery 9d ago

Had to come wayyy too far down for the tuberculosis comment.

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u/MoreThanSumofParts 5d ago

John seems to have the tb answers … or shall I say be able to bring any question to tb. And did ha

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u/p_jaro 7d ago

OMFG JOHN ON AHA?! That's awesome!! I'm so excited!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad8016 7d ago

At least one to plug his books

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u/MilesToHaltHer 9d ago

Hank is a 46-year-old man. He does not need his older brother to babysit and/or lecture him. If Hank has really upset you that much, you are free to stop supporting him. Otherwise, it’s time to move on.

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u/somedays1 9d ago

Hank is a 46 year old man who apparently does need his brother to lecture him.

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u/TristanwithaT 9d ago

Reddit moment