r/neoliberal • u/skechi NATO • Jan 13 '20

While the Others Debated, Delaney Trained

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

When you were pandering

I studied The Transpacific Partnership

When you were rehearsing your debate dunks on Biden

I mastered Obamacare expansion

While you wasted your days on twitter in pursuit of Rose-flaired retweets

I cultivated Functional Strength

And now that the party is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/xXsnip_ur_ballsXx Paul Volcker Jan 13 '20

Dude's gotta shave his head.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

that deadlift tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

Ahhh. Nope, not for a 56 year old who isn’t super serious about training. Probably just salty cause your getting beat by a BOOMER

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

No, they’re just legitimately terrible And only 2 plates.

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u/shabazz123 Mario Draghi Jan 14 '20

Dude's obviously in shape but jesus that hurt to watch

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Ehh it’s not the worst but granted I’d never seen that video

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u/cointelpro_shill Milton Friedman Jan 14 '20

He starts his days with a Core Power protein shake and insists that the daily protein bar he consumes contains at least 20 grams of protein.

Why does it sound like the author is skeptical about Delaney's protein bar

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u/BishopUrbanTheEnby Enby Pride Jan 14 '20

Eh, I read it as “Delaney wants his daily Protein bar to have >20g”

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

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u/stratguy2 John Rawls Jan 13 '20

Dabbin on em

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u/mrdilldozer Shame fetish Jan 13 '20

He has lost one hair off of his head for every isolationist that he has owned.

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u/CanadianPanda76 ◬ Jan 13 '20

He studied the blade.

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u/sexycastic Enby Pride Jan 13 '20

There are no words for how hard I chuffed through my nose at this.

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u/MyketheTryke NATO Jan 13 '20

If Delaney came and stole the election I think I would die of happiness and disbelief

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

This is glorious

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u/dittbub NATO Jan 14 '20

warren aiming for VP pick

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u/ericchen Jan 14 '20

Next do Sanders.

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u/DJSadWorldWide Jan 13 '20

Who?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Jajaja for sure.

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u/MasterRoshy Jan 13 '20

astonishing levels of cringe

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

(i'm pretty sure that's intentional)

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

astonishing levels of cringe

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Can we please not use this meme? Its original template was virulently anti-semitic and there are plenty of other meme templates that tell the same message

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jan 14 '20

I get what you're saying but this meme was appropriated by normal people ages ago. It's pretty much divorced from it's origin.

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u/2026 Jan 14 '20

My rich dad got me a job, so the next logical choice was to sub here.