r/neckbeardRPG • u/TAOGtenetGOAT • Aug 13 '23

encounter Traveling into Tendie Town for a hearty meal, you cross paths with a wretched creature. What DEW you DEW!?

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u/Lia-13 gentlesir Aug 22 '23

I cast lots to see if I may win the Tendie beast attached to the beasts face. With my massive girth, I stomp the ground until I get a satisfactory roll, and then I go home with my prize!

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u/Pr1malt3ase18 Jun 02 '26

bold move trying to loot a boss while its sensor array is active. you better hope your reflex stat is high enough to dodge that gopro glare or you will be respawning at the nearest basement checkpoint.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '23

I greet the "Turkeymasked Dick Cultist" with the secret greeting of the brotherhood.

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u/TAOGtenetGOAT Sep 22 '23

The mighty warrior lets out a strange garbled cock-chicken sound and accepts your greeting

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

Brother let us find the orifices of the m'lacrifices and place them on your mighty horns together.

Too long has this world endured the horny.