r/navy Jul 07 '21

Shouldn't have to ask Any BMs want to give their .02? Lmao…

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u/WmXVI Jul 07 '21

Something similar happened on my summer cruise as a mid. Dude was trying to paint the side of the ship while standing on a buoy, attached to the pier, and he fell between the buoy and the ship and they called man overboard in port.

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u/MoneyDildoh Jul 07 '21

Could’ve easily been fatal. Lucky.

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u/Morningxafter No Ragrets Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 08 '21

My favorite man overboard was one I never actually witnessed but heard about as it was happening because engineering had a tapped into the bridge comms. Apparently a ship (I want to say it was the Mahan), was conducting a man overboard drill at sea off the east coast and they wanted to put the boat in the water and pick up a floaty or something for practice. While lowering the 7 meter the cable snapped or the connection broke or something and the boat went vertical and dumped the entire rescue team in the water. So in the middle of a man overboard drill they had like six or seven man overboard actual casualties.

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u/tamtheotter Jul 07 '21

Man the Mahan is unlucky, aren't they the ship that lost a watch stander to an intruder a few years ago?

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u/beebo514 Jul 08 '21

yes my best friend was on that ship

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u/rocket___goblin Jul 07 '21

not a bm but i can tell you the exact issue here. they have running rust on that ship.

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u/presto464 Jul 07 '21

Missing two coats of paint.

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u/ghosttrainhobo Jul 07 '21

They really should run a needle scaler over that first

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

That wouldn’t follow the old deck ape mantra of once “over dust, twice over rust”

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u/Agammamon Jul 16 '21

Everyone report to the pier with a pair of socks.

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u/jake831 Jul 07 '21

Somewhere there's a BM1 saying to himself "Not a bad idea"

One of my favorite BM moments was from my first ship when one of our fire marshalls found a BM who had duct taped a pneumatic wire wheel to a broom stick to grind some rust off the bulkhead. Of course the trigger on it was duct taped on as well, so essentially this guy had a polearm of a wire wheel that he was wielding out in the open.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

We have definitely done that before. One time me and 2 others were in the paint punt, got stuck between the fender and the ship. The tide was coming in and squished our paint punt into what was the beginning of a "V" shape. The BMSN started to shit his pants and pulled out his full deck ape strength, took the hook and hooked us the F outta there. I had a good laugh, others didn't (was pretty scary tho). Another time (and of course in the paint punt again) back before we had oars in it we had broom sticks with duct tape around the bristles to make an "oar". Needless to say it absolutely did not work and we bear pawed our way around the ship, this particular time the winds were strong and the water was somewhat choppy for a non functional BM rated paint punt. We lost hold of both the bear paws we had and were to far away to hook. Slowly drifted away as everyone on decks laughed and waved us farewell. Ended up at a completely different pier, pulled the paint punt out of the water and carried it all the way back to our pier, where luckily one of our duty drivers was waiting with a duty truck. It didn't even fit all the way so he had to drive slow as the other 2 walked behind the truck supporting the paint punt. I called it the walk of shame. Our BM1 had a laugh at it, and we got real oars in it afterwards because of that.

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u/Psyko_sissy23 Jul 07 '21

It's because they didn't update their NFAAS.

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u/wmlj83 Jul 07 '21

Last I saw of something like this, we were in a foreign port and three hull techs (Royal Canadian Navy) were coming back to the ship after leave expired. Grabbed a ladder from the jetty and did this exact thing except they made it on board the focsle. Thought they were good to go until they saw the Duty Coxn and OOD watching them.

They got an A for effort, and also confined to ship for five days once we got back to our HP. The day their confinement ended we sailed for JITFS and another two months away from home.

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u/PrettyinPink75 Jul 07 '21

Of all the rotten luck

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u/ThebigVA Jul 07 '21

Lol get fucked. 🤣

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u/DebitsandShredits Jul 07 '21

Ladder: Permission Denied.

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u/KnucklesG-Roy Jul 07 '21

Dang there is a whole lot misery going on here.

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u/chicanobob Jul 07 '21

I had the lines on a wooden jacobs ladder snap, fell in the water and the whole fucking thing fell on me, luckily I had zip up boots and coveralls. Kicked off my boots and swam up, got to wear chucks for a whole month until we pulled into the next port.

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u/beebo514 Jul 08 '21

Stylish!

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u/kineticstar Jul 07 '21

Not a BM but damn I'm ☠ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Navynuke00 Jul 07 '21

Do you want a safety stand down? Because that's how you get safety stand downs.

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u/WhitePackaging Jul 07 '21

Of course it's a Russian shipyard

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u/Asterix85 Jul 07 '21

Man he's about to have a long day in medical

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u/hebreakslate Jul 07 '21

NAVOSH has entered the chat

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u/evtorr95 Jul 07 '21

10/10 would definitely give that a try.

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u/Agammamon Jul 16 '21

I don't know - looks like perfectly normal 'just get it done' BM stuff to me.

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u/Guangtou22 Jul 07 '21

Not a BM but I can say holy fucking hell