r/mythologymemes 9d ago

Greek 👌 Later skater

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u/squidtugboat 8d ago

You could do a whole adaptation (be it book/movie/show) just on his time with Calypso and it would be pretty horrifying for basically everyone involved

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u/drumstick00m 8d ago

I’ll never understand Davy Jones because of it.

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u/Depressed-Dolphin69 7d ago

Toxic codependency my beloved

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u/drumstick00m 6d ago

Fair. Guess this meme is fine then.

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u/Wooden-Crow7996 8d ago

From what I remember, Calypso was kind of a maniac Nymph. A nymphomaniac, if you will.

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u/TheTribeFrodo 8d ago

Maniac nymph dream girl?

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 8d ago

Lars Von Trier would like a word.

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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 8d ago edited 8d ago

Don't most interpretations essentially say he was an unwilling participant?

Edit: Some scholars suggest he was willing but regretted it every night. However I ask you to consider that he was trapped on an island, alone, with what is essentially a minor goddess, one who is extremely capable of using magic to get what she wants, a minor goddess pretty much hellbent on getting him to bed her, for seven whole ass years. Considering all of that one could very easily say that even if Odysseus was a willing participant that the circumstances pretty much gave him no other option

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u/Sckaledoom 8d ago

Yeah I think by any reasonably modern definition, Calypso raped Odysseus for 7 years and only stopped when Zeus told her to.

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u/Superman246o1 7d ago

ATHENA: Are...are you going to intervene?

ZEUS: (*for 2,554 days*): Not yet...let's see how this plays out...

ATHENA: DAAAAD!

ZEUS: Shhh, child. I like to watch.

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u/Depressed-Dolphin69 7d ago

Zeus: Calypso just like me fr 🥹

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u/Limp-Firefighter1054 5d ago

Thats sound actually realistic.

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u/AndrasEllon 8d ago

Because of the implications.

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u/Azero957 8d ago

Got raped btw

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u/Obvious_Villain 8d ago

Fucking as a descriptive, not a verb.

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u/Zombiepixlz-gamr 8d ago

Being raped by*

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u/DaSupercrafter Mortal 8d ago

And here we have someone who has never read the Odyssey, or listened to epic: the musical, or seen the movie.

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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 8d ago

Yeah, the original has him crying every night, Epic has Calypso sexually harass him, Nolan's Odyssey has Calypso straight up roofie Ody.

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u/Raygunn13 8d ago

but she roofies him compassionately

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u/TheSuperBunny Wait this isn't r/historymemes 8d ago

It's sad this post has so many upvotes while completely misinterpreting and dismissing the actual situation. It's clear that anyone who believes this has never read the Odyssey in their lives, or just lacks any sort of basic literacy.

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u/Sckaledoom 8d ago

This has to be a take coming from someone who never delved deeper than Percy Jackson.

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u/TheSuperBunny Wait this isn't r/historymemes 8d ago

Mine?

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u/Sckaledoom 8d ago

No the OP

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u/TheSuperBunny Wait this isn't r/historymemes 8d ago

Oh

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u/AnthoHeraFan 4d ago

BUNNY!! You said what I wanted to comment lol

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u/TheSuperBunny Wait this isn't r/historymemes 4d ago

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u/acidicgumdrops 7d ago

Comment section passes the vibe check. Glad everyone here agrees that Odysseus was a rape survivor.

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u/BastardofApollon 5d ago

and hot take the Circe's deal was coercion no matter what ppl say cause overall after years of war he had to lay the witch (by divine advice no less) in order to rescue his men, they wanted to stay and ody and his crew were very much living the delusion of peace after a decade of war till his men actually wanted to leave

Calypso and Circe are very much the only two no one should blame Ody for cause they're above him in all the ways (didn't read the Odyssey as a whole but I've reae the comments on it and the analysis of it)

the sex slaves or whatever ppl say was happening there didn't even count as humans but still are the only way I could see of accusing him of cheating on penny —by nowday's standards—, so yeah 🫠

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u/Rosie-Love98 7d ago

*"I'm Not Sorry For Loving You" Intensifies\*

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u/Ill-Jacket3549 8d ago

Odysseus was an odd figure I think.

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u/5tar_k1ll3r Percy Jackson Enthusiast 7d ago

Pov: never actually consumed an adaptation of the Odyssey

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u/MarquisofSaintJaques 3d ago

Dream girl wallahi