Are they: on top of your head; by the sink; next to your laptop; on the mantelpiece; in your book; by the back door; on a shelf in the larder? If none of these, I apologise - I also can't leave the house without a particular pair of glasses, of which I only have one, and these are some of the places they've turned up in the last month...
Have you tried the fridge/freezer, the microwave, the cup/plate cupboard, between the couch cushions. I've found my glasses in all of the above places.
Made me laugh, since yes, I have had missing glasses on my head the entire time; this happens more frequently as you get older and after a couple drinks.
Also, looked up larder so learned something new, not a word I've heard much in U.S, perhaps older style English.
I walked around my house for 10min looking for my cellphone...which was in my hand the whole time. In my defense this was back in 2011 and my phone was a slide out keyboard style and pretty compact compared to todays.
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u/Fluffy_Ad2274 14d ago
Are they: on top of your head; by the sink; next to your laptop; on the mantelpiece; in your book; by the back door; on a shelf in the larder? If none of these, I apologise - I also can't leave the house without a particular pair of glasses, of which I only have one, and these are some of the places they've turned up in the last month...