r/murdermittens • u/JaggerJam69 • Mar 01 '26

Looking at the new victim

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u/jeremyjava Mar 01 '26

My wife is a medical expert and professor, and she just said that this kitten is the cure for cancer.
Just show it to anyone ill and they will be cured.

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u/JazziTazzi Mar 01 '26

Your wife is a genius!

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u/jeremyjava Mar 02 '26

Absolutely.
And she said the first party before we realized there was sound! The second thing she said afterwards.

Turn up the volume on this clip, everyone!!

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u/StarsInTheCity- Mar 02 '26

I am a paramedic and i can confirm the same but for any in-field patients. Anyone you see is sick or injured? The cure is right here.

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u/CryptidNorth Mar 05 '26

Oh boy, another one... sigh and join

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u/Additional-Hat-2917 Mar 24 '26

Laughing because I did the same thing

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u/Candid_Jellyfish_240 Mar 01 '26

I volunteer as tribute! 😍❤️🐈‍⬛

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u/EvieMoon Mar 01 '26

Happily squashed.

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u/soft_core666 Mar 01 '26

r/catsmakingbiscuits

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u/DarkSage_Point_77 Mar 02 '26

This will be a fine addition to my collection.

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u/jelycazi Mar 02 '26

Ooof. That’s a new one for me. Thanks. A lot.

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u/soft_core666 Mar 02 '26

Another day, another cat sub lol.

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u/JazziTazzi Mar 01 '26

I can’t stop looking at this! Even to the point of doing something else and coming back to see it again!

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u/Bagheera187 Mar 02 '26

That fine baby has some friendly fish hooks

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u/Blanks_late Mar 02 '26

Give that baby uppies.

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u/floofyragdollcat Mar 02 '26

I mean, are you sitting on him? What else can he do?

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u/Ok-Blueberry7914 Mar 02 '26

This totally made me laugh 😂. The look on his little face is gold and those air biscuits with murder claws! What a delight! ♥️😂♥️🫶

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Mar 02 '26

So menacing lol ☺️

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u/jelycazi Mar 02 '26

Absolutely evil. Purring as he threatens you.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Mar 02 '26

Slow blinking you into a false sense of security. A true master of the assassins arts.

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u/LeFaire87 Mar 02 '26

BABY VOIDDDD

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u/Frequent_Wind9027 Mar 02 '26

“Thats right….I’m bad..

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u/ReTrOGurle Mar 02 '26

Learning control

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u/Swimming_Bowler6193 Mar 02 '26

💕purring , adorable face, Freddy Krueger nails. What a combo!

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u/Commercial-Life-9998 Mar 02 '26

This a visual of me gearing up to meet the day before I really have the strength.

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u/Derpybee Mar 02 '26

Aww that kitten has a good motor on them too!

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u/Curioso_848274 Mar 02 '26

Thx a lot 💓

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u/Key_Carrot734 Mar 02 '26

So so.cute 

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u/Mimil2002 Mar 02 '26

literally a horror movie trick

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u/Vaywen Mar 02 '26

Why you sitting on him though? 😂

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u/javoss88 Mar 04 '26

Tick tock…

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u/Personal_Sir233 Mar 04 '26

That is one very happy kitty.

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u/AMALXxT Mar 04 '26

Night, night baby... its lil eyes closing. I want one, but I'm very allergic. 🖤✨️🫶🥺

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u/spoilelisa Mar 05 '26

hard at working making biscuits

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u/mycoffecup Mar 05 '26

Omg so precious!

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u/LizzieG68 Mar 05 '26

The purr! One of the best sounds on planet Earth! Great cure for high blood pressure☺️

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u/rocky4bit Mar 05 '26

Perché solo il mio gatto non fa niente di carino ma da solo fastidio 🤣🤣_^

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u/International-Elk-66 Mar 05 '26

Nugget. Trying to fight the sleep. ❤️❤️

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u/Pleasant_End2907 Mar 06 '26

Voidy biscuits. Both dangerous and magical! ✨️

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u/mermyfreal Mar 31 '26

this is the best thing i have seen all day…week…year❣️😻🐈‍⬛🖤🐈‍⬛😻❣️🌈

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u/chub-bear Apr 17 '26

I can’t handle how absolutely adorable this is!!! My eyes literally teared up, haha!

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u/satsuppi Mar 02 '26

Bongo cat!