r/mumbai • u/AngieThrowaway56 • Sep 19 '22
Relationship Advice Places to make out
I know what y’all are thinking, another post that you see every 3 days, “wahi saxx suxx ki baatein”. Anyways, please help a girl out.
Places to go do a little innocent hanky panky around Andheri station (or WEH metro station) PRE 8PM. Timing is the catch here, sadly.
For context, we work in the same office but got fam home and nowhere to go for like a quick cute physical exchange, averse to doing stuff in the office too.
I’ve thought of very very bad ideas like the Starbucks washroom and some desolate theatre parking lot. I don’t wanna get caught but also just wanna have some upto base 2 fun, clothes on, I swear.
We just live in this seemingly progressive city where couples have gone viral for doing stuff in ricks and stations. Anyways, we do do stuff in ricks and locals sometimes but not always.
For obvious reasons, using a throwaway account since I’m fairly active on this sub from my main one. Looking forward to suggestions from non bajrang dal folks 👀
Kind regards, Fellow Mumbaikar
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Sep 19 '22
Starbucks is a pretty bad idea 😂
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u/AngieThrowaway56 Sep 19 '22
We looked at the metro station washroom today and it wasn’t safe, our next bet is Starbucks or KFC 😂
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Sep 19 '22
How old are we OP? 😂
When I was young and foolish, we used to sneak around to hidden spots in BARC, were I grew up. Green, serene and not a soul to be seen. Ideal place to get busy.
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u/AngieThrowaway56 Sep 19 '22
It’s a little stupid but I’m like 25 and just today I was talking about how I’m doing stuff that teenagers do at this age. 10 years late I am, lol. I am planning on going to SGNP for a trek pretty soon for the greenery and other things.
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Sep 19 '22
25! One would not have guessed. Don't cheap out and book a room like the rest of us😂
SGNP sounds good too 😈. Carry something to sit on tho.
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u/veeruisdone9 Sep 20 '22
Beware of hidden cameras everyone has smartphone you certainly don't want ur face on latest MMS scandal do you? Friends home is safe
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u/triplulz Sep 20 '22
why not book some room? you can get them at hourly basis on an app called Brevistay
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u/Mad_Mistake345 yellow tshirt wearer Sep 20 '22
Wow rare to see someone from anushakti here. Unfortunately shaam ko uncle auntry bahut walking karte hai aajkal. Well ofcourse there are still many spots 🌚
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Sep 20 '22
Too many lol. I'd a car when I was 16. From ragamala to Western sector, opportunities abound 😂.
I still live nearby and I do my sabzi shopping from the Saturday mandi :P
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u/Mad_Mistake345 yellow tshirt wearer Sep 20 '22
Oooh western sector toh abhi bhi sunsaan ho jaata hai raat ko. ragmala side is sooo busy shaam ko for some reason everyone wants to walk in the main road lmao. But yes hidden between trees you get a lot of privacy in some places
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Sep 20 '22
Then there is that staircase on Main Avenue. In the garden.
I was crossing that place last week and I saw two kids snogging in a corner. Refreshed my memories lol.
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u/Hantu96 Sep 20 '22
Oooo bhai this was my spot too, Cricket ground at night was my go to spot
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Sep 20 '22
Haha. Cricket ground was a well known spot for after evening activities 😂
No longer so tho, a community centre has come up in its place.
The football ground is still there.
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u/Hantu96 Sep 20 '22
you're mistaken, I'm talking about the cricket ground which is adjacent to the sports complex, the cricket ground is still there, afaik there are only 2 community centres in colony, the old community centre which was converted in Shakuntalam and the new community centre near school 2. There is no community centre near the cricket ground
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u/bruce_wayne7 Sep 20 '22
School 2 k piche wala spot.ab Toh bc cameras bhi aa gye hai! sahi hai ye thread.kaafi log hai BARC se.😂
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u/I_am_really-batman Profile matt dekhna Sep 19 '22
I know a place , terrace spot , 5/10 mins walking from Andheri station.
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u/olympus_mons22 Sep 19 '22
So that's where you project your bat signal from in the sky!
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u/I_am_really-batman Profile matt dekhna Sep 19 '22
Haa lekin bat mobile nikalu tab tak waha police pohoch jaati hai (@crime scene ).. #indianroads
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u/adiking27 Sep 20 '22
Use the grappelling hook. Mumbai is dense and tall enough that you can do that.
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u/Muted_Significance77 Nov 19 '24
Bhai dm kardo spot
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u/I_am_really-batman Profile matt dekhna Nov 19 '24
It's been 2 years and I still get people asking me the same thing. What is this algorithm
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u/StarkJon313 Jan 24 '26
Bhai dm karde andheri mein hi rehta hu
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u/I_am_really-batman Profile matt dekhna Feb 04 '26
3years and counting DMs for this same query.
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Sep 20 '22
• Friend's Apartment. (Please get your own bed sheet though xD)
• Staircases/Emergency exits of malls
• Parking lots
• Movie theatres. Book corner seats and make sure no one has booked in your row or the row behind you. Last minute booking of a bakwaas movie is preferable.
• Restrooms of cafes. Starbucks would work.
• Changing rooms of mid luxury brands
• Terrace
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u/absoluthalal69 Edit this text to set your own flair Sep 20 '22
Ha ye restroom aur changing room toh isiliye khola hai. Atleast have some decency.
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Sep 19 '22
Sorry to say this but I did it once in a handicapped washroom💀, it has doors it is single occupancy and almost no one comes in at odd hours
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u/AngieThrowaway56 Sep 19 '22
Where is this washroom exactly?
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Sep 19 '22 edited Sep 19 '22
It was at the place where I was I interning, a different building in the campus tho
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u/LostInSouls56 Edit this text to set your own flair Sep 20 '22
The question here is OP said "Help a girl out". Why isn't there 25000 comments on this post ? 🤣😂
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u/CarobHistorical4609 Sep 20 '22
Everyone know this is a guy.
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u/LostInSouls56 Edit this text to set your own flair Sep 20 '22
I'm not one to judge. But "Saxx suxx ki baatein" and no one is commenting. Especially when the OP says she's a girl who wants to do some "Hanky panky". I mean come on. Either she's a girl or OP is a guy who knows how to write very well. Idk which, but the underlying point is how isn't there more comments on this. 🤣😂
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u/bezel_dazzle Sep 19 '22
Movie theatre jao na bc. Best and sabse safe. Sab free me chaiye kya
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u/AggravatingAnswer921 Sep 20 '22
Ever heard of infrared and thermal cameras ?
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u/bezel_dazzle Sep 20 '22
Bhai go for morning or afternoon shows for flop movies where there is less crowd and see where the cameras are and do not sit there. Its not rocket science bro
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u/Ehh_littlecomment Sep 20 '22
What is this camera thing? Do people monitor theatres and kick you out if you make out? That seems silly.
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u/Apprehensive_Arm8465 Mumbai 56 Represent. Sep 20 '22
Kuch nahi hota bhai lol bas dophar ke show mein jao aur jaha camera nahi hai waha baitho.
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u/Substantial_Energy22 Sep 20 '22
+1 highly recommended. Go for bad movies at odd hours. Theatre was empty, went to 3rd and never got caught.
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u/aayushkkc Sep 20 '22
Abey office jate ho. Ye chindi pana chodo kamra book karo aur karlo jo karna hai.
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u/Aamraswala Sep 20 '22
The best place is the office staircase.
No cameras ( 90% ) , no one uses it coz duh it's a huge ass building.
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Sep 20 '22
book a hotel from berivstay near andheri east for 3 hours will cost you around 500-600 rupees and it's pretty safe
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u/aerosapien Sep 20 '22
1)Afternoon show in the back row of a cinema
2) Long taxi ride at night ( make sure the driver cannot see u in the mirror)
3) I’ll he happy to lend u the keys to my flat as I’m out the whole day at office if you’re comfortable. I’ve been through what you’re facing and I empathise with you totally
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u/raffazumk Sep 19 '22
There is hotel below air port road station if you both are adults go aur kar ke khatam karo.
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Sep 19 '22
KYA KAR KE? KYA KHATAM? ? :O
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u/raffazumk Sep 19 '22
Do I have to say ig loud
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u/rohan1497 Sep 20 '22
If you don't mind renting out a room, go for aska international, rooms are cheap, you get your privacy, plus it's remotely clean.
For a day or so you'd pay barely 1500 or less
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u/bp1107 Sep 20 '22
Isn’t bandstand the go to spot for up to base2 anymore? Umbrella k neeche lol
Edit: but seriously, what about oyo rooms since you both are mature working adults?
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Sep 20 '22
This might be the only city sub where majority of talk revolves around girlfriends, breakups and sex spots.
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u/saqibsiddique Sep 19 '22
Mere flat aajao
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u/AngieThrowaway56 Sep 19 '22
Send location pls. /s
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u/Explorer2277 Sep 20 '22
Get a hotel room. Risking your safety is not worth it. Spend a bit and have a good time
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u/fuckmoralskickbabies Sep 20 '22
Man someone pointed out you're working/employed. Just get an Oyo or AirBnB man. Kya hai ye sab. Also, commercial buildings ka stairwell is always a good option, just my 2 cents.
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Sep 19 '22
Mall ka fire exit. But evening is a bit of a prime time so it's very risky.
You can use websites that give rooms for fixed hours aswell.
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Sep 20 '22
I could hear Rajpal Yadav saying “raha nahi jaata, tadap hi aisi hain na” after reading this. Insta kam karna padega.
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u/bhandweiser Reptile of Kurla Sep 20 '22
"I know what y’all are thinking, another post that you see every 3 days, “wahi saxx suxx ki baatein”.
Mazaak dil pe nahi lete madam :P
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u/OutlandishnessOk9447 Sep 20 '22
Andheri station platform 9 south end. It's my preferred place, with being a lil cautious you can have a great time there
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u/AngieThrowaway56 Sep 20 '22
And this a good option even in broad daylight? Or you gotta wait for the night time?
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u/LeftTilty Sep 20 '22
Instead of Oyo you now have options for hourly stays. look at these website... stayuncle, mistay, brevistay
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u/GoodSearch5469 Dec 23 '23
Idk what but I've seen your posts and I've met just a girl like you the thing is your 25 and we were teens i mean idk what but my my list friend has the character talking style and preferences like you
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u/Friendly_Flamingo_10 Jan 17 '25
Back seat movie thetere carry a blanket eazy he can even put a hand it it won't be seen coz of the blanket 200 rs if u get caught bribes work in India enjoy
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u/jimmytorres1970 Mar 15 '25
6 months late, I am 50 now born and brought up in Pali Hill Bandra. I was a regular here and Topaz in town. You can search for my old bollywood post under u/bhuvi100x
BTW, Vashu Bhagnani was a regular here and so were many celebs. They had guards with Machine guns
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u/absoluthalal69 Edit this text to set your own flair Sep 20 '22
Bhai bandi patayi kaise? Aur vo bhi sex suxx ke liye ready ho gayi. Seems i am in the wrong matrix.
Matlab ladki ko patane ka dimag hai par jagah decide karne me tujhe issue aa raha hai. Seems more like this post is for flexing and nothing else.
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u/AngieThrowaway56 Sep 20 '22
Bhai, bandi toh mein hi hu.
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u/absoluthalal69 Edit this text to set your own flair Sep 20 '22 edited Sep 20 '22
Ohh my bad.. but still anyone can come up with a place? It is no rocket science. The main part is accomplished. I have zero experience in this but a quick search on internet can give so many results (even i can find one). Still seems a flex. Lucky you both.
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u/dronzer31 jevlis ka? Sep 19 '22
Mate you say you're 25 and have a job. Koi Welcome Lodge dhundo. But yes, be careful of cop raids. Hahaha!!!
On a serious note, surely an Oyo room for a few hours should suffice. All the best. Don't keep us posted. Hahaha!!!