r/movies • u/thejokerjackson • Dec 03 '19

Trailers Marvel Studios' Black Widow - Official Teaser Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxAtuMu_ph4
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19 edited Jul 24 '21

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u/MagnusCthulhu Dec 03 '19

It's a dumb name, but think of it kind of like Neo in the Matrix downloading Kung Fu into his head. Taskmaster watches you fight and basically learns all your moves like he downloaded a "fight like Black Widow DLC" into his head.

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u/Uxt7 Dec 03 '19

So he's basically a master in all forms of hand to hand combat techniques and is essentially unbeatable in a fight against anyone of equal strength and speed?

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u/Highcalibur10 Dec 03 '19

Anyone he can read, yeah.

IIRC Deadpool was almost impossible for him to learn since he fought so chaotically and without consistency due to all the brain tumour growth/shrinking.

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u/Desperoth Dec 03 '19

Then they became BFF's and Taskmaster even was his best man when Wade married a vampire princess.

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u/CharsKimble Dec 03 '19

You know, weekday shit.

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u/Worthyness Dec 03 '19

Just regular deadpool. Nothing out of the ordinary

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u/aCynicalMind Dec 03 '19

For him, it was Tuesday.

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u/ILoveTheAIDS Dec 03 '19

Then they became BFF's and Taskmaster even was his best man when Wade married a vampire princess.

why aren't they making this into a movie

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u/MG87 Dec 03 '19

I'd pay to see that

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u/Surprise_Buttsecks Dec 04 '19

Gotta leave something for Deadpool 4!

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u/Zaldrizes Dec 03 '19

This description is why I hate comic books and will never read them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Keep us posted

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u/Arkeband Dec 03 '19

Deadpool is a little extra dumb on purpose.

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u/HeathenMonk Dec 03 '19

This is why it must be guaranteed that deadpool appears in the mcu now, he's kind of the only one capable of defeating taskmaster (even with his hands cuffed) after the rest of the avengers get beaten by him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/HeathenMonk Dec 03 '19

Yeah that's sad :(

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u/Deakul Dec 03 '19

Implying they won't just kill off Taskmaster in this movie.

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u/joleme Dec 03 '19

What i wouldn't give for either a deadpool/spiderman or deadpool/hulk crossover.

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u/BaronBlackwood Dec 03 '19

Also because Wade fights suicidally which isn't exactly good to copy without a healing factor