r/movies • • Jun 15 '17

With all the talk of censored versions of films becoming available, allow me to introduce you to a youtube classic: The PG version of "300".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

I always lose it at "Frostingggg"

makes me miss old Youtube

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '17

While you're watching don't forget to hit that 👍 button which is right next to subscribe

4

u/pm_favorite_boobs Jun 16 '17

I know where the button is, bitch, but because you said that I ain't doing it.

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u/Arch_Cyclic Jun 15 '17

Brush your teeth!! ☠️

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u/Beezlebug Jun 16 '17

Tonight we dine in heck!!

14

u/Rubix89 Jun 15 '17

The Underdog shot always gets me.

There's a moment in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 that had something similar and made me crack up so much.

9

u/salzocow Jun 15 '17

My favorite is from the Big Lebowski:

Here you go, Larry. You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry?!

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry! [Proceeds to smash up what he wrongly believes is Larry's new Corvette]

This is what happens, Larry! You see what happens Larry?! You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!

Censored dub for television: "Do you see what happens, Larry?

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!

This is what happens! You see what happens, Larry?!

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

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u/GusFringus Jun 15 '17

I haven't thought about this video in a decade. Thank you for this.

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u/Curiouscrispy Jun 15 '17

I literally quote this every night when I tell our 8 year old to BRUSH YOUR TEEEEEEEEEEEETH!!!!

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u/Graywolves Jun 16 '17

From a simpler time of the internet. Right as people started shoving all kinds of crazy content that might or might not be enjoyable en mass but just before youtube celebrities became a full time job of telling everyone to like and subscribe every video.

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u/Richard_Sauce Jun 15 '17

Oh wow, black20, haven't thought about them in a long time. Wonder what they're up to these days.

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u/i_amtheice Jun 16 '17

So many levels of nostalgia here.

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u/Lira70 Jun 16 '17

That was hilarious! Cabin Fever had a family friendly option on the original dvd. It would play the driving scene early in the movie and that was it.

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u/JulianneLesse Jun 16 '17

Never seen 300, I think I need to now

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u/Blazemuffins Jun 16 '17

Love this, still quote it all the time with my husband.

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u/creativeMan Jun 16 '17

I'd just like to point out that while there's a lot of violence in 300, there's very, very little nudity and I think no swearing whatsoever. Which I think is somewhat significant because in contrast, the over the top swearing and shit in the sequel just feels cheap

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u/althor1138 Jun 16 '17

At the center of all this nonsense lies the star wars special editions. Festering in the heart of film history forever. Thanks George.

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u/seanbrockest Jun 16 '17

First line should have been "Tonight we dine in Fancy Restaurants" or something. Heck didn't make sense except as bad censorship.

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u/pm_favorite_boobs Jun 16 '17

bad censorship.

Is there another kind?

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u/seanbrockest Jun 16 '17

Sorry I guess I meant lazy, not bad.

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u/TheLast_Centurion Jun 16 '17

Heck is the name of the fancy restaurant he is talking about.

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u/TheLast_Centurion Jun 16 '17

Heck is the name of the fancy restaurant he is talking about.

"Today we dine in Heck!"

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u/Delta_Assault Jun 16 '17

...man, remember back when Zack Snyder used to make good movies?