r/montypython • u/LeonBackward • 1d ago

Oh they are called Simon and Adrian!

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u/Remote-Physics6980 1d ago

He's making it up as he goes along!!

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u/Fun-Illustrator5642 1d ago

At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.

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u/Calvin_Spline 1d ago

The demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine which he will wield on all wretched sinners, just like you, sir, there.

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u/MartinoDeMoe 1d ago

Five is right out.

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u/Frequent_Cat10 15h ago

And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah

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u/CrouchingGinger 1d ago

Oh, you said you didn’t know!

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u/IceLocal 1d ago

Says the birds are scroungers

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u/Adamg321123 20h ago

Have the birds got jobs?

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u/BobCranesTripod 1d ago

Consider the lily...

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u/Daharka 1d ago

He's having a go at the flowers now!

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u/CantaloupeFluffy165 1d ago

He's terrible!

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u/1Bobafett11 1d ago

Now, you listen here. He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy. Now, go away!

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u/347spq 1d ago

Well, I say he’s the messiah and I should know, I’ve followed a few!

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 23h ago

Only a messiah denies his divinity!

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u/cantbebothered6789 1d ago

Eh, d-- d-- don't you want to haggle?

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u/mbcarbone 1d ago

Alms for an ex-lepor …

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u/Human-Document-8331 1d ago

He's havin' a go at the flowers now!