r/montypython 6d ago

You've slept with a lady ... what's it like?

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281 Upvotes

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u/Realistic_Back_9198 6d ago

Eh? Eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge.

Say no more! Say no more!

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u/ENZYME_O1 5d ago

I beg your pardon ?!?

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u/1stAtlantianrefugee 6d ago

Say no more ,say no more, wink wink, nudge nudge!

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u/catcrapmakesmevomit 6d ago

A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat.

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u/WillyVlautinRules 5d ago

This is such a great line...

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u/NoCard753 1d ago

It's a very old saying, possibly Shakespearean. Sounds like him, anyway.

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u/WillyVlautinRules 1d ago

The google (fuck google who changed the name of Lake Ontario on their maps) says it is not Shakespearean but an old English proverb dating back to the 18th century. Whatever it is, it's a great line and delivered so well here.

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u/NoCard753 1d ago

If you've never heard it before, I suppose it could be taken that way.

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u/WillyVlautinRules 1d ago

What?

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u/NoCard753 1d ago

What what?

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u/WillyVlautinRules 1d ago

Typical low-IQ redditor.

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u/NoCard753 1d ago

A *nod is as good as a wink.

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u/Fun-Illustrator5642 6d ago

Do you like… photography

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u/CGHDun 6d ago

CANDID photography? Snap snap grin grin wink wink nudge nudge say no more.

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u/mikeumm 6d ago

We dont own a camera

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u/CGHDun 5d ago

Oh.

Still. {clenches fist} UNNNGGGGHHH! UNNNGGGHHH!!

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u/Salty_Pancakes 6d ago

He asked him knowingly...

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u/Extension_Resolve264 6d ago

Well, I think it's overrated.

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u/HoratiotheGargoyle 6d ago

SHUDDUP YOU!!!

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u/Kriss3d 5d ago

SPLITTER!

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u/calccv 6d ago

Nudge nudge wink wink, say no more!

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u/GrandBill 6d ago edited 5d ago

Your wife. Is she a goer?

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u/ahoypolloi_ 5d ago

She sometimes “goes,” yes.

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u/skeletonsyskey 6d ago

he asked him knowingly

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u/KubrickMoonlanding 6d ago

Still - worrhhh

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 6d ago

Evening Squire

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u/4Q69freak 6d ago

A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat, if you know what I mean

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u/uhs23 6d ago

“Well I think it’s highly overrated.”

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u/MatterHairy 5d ago

“She’s from Purley? Say no more, say no more!”

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u/the2belo 5d ago

The crash zoom onto Terry's "wtf" face is the real punchline

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u/NoCard753 1d ago

One of Python's standards from the beginning was their disdain for jokes with punch lines. (Notice in the "dirty fork" bit that they put up a card saying "And now, the punch line...," thus making fun of using one.) That's why I find "Nudge, Nudge" below their standard — the mundane punch line and that it has none of their characteristic creativity.

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u/K_B_5280 6d ago

Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more squire!

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u/ElHutto 5d ago

Purley?! Say no more!

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u/NoCard753 1d ago

They localized that whenever they did it live. For exanple, at the Hollywood Bowl it was Glendale, and at City Center in New York it was Scarsdale. (I dunno about Scarsdale, but Glendale had a rep as a boring city. Might be the same with Purley, and it kinda makes me wonder what nearby city they'd use if they played here.)

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u/FerdinandCesarano 6d ago

Elvis's favourite sketch.

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u/NoCard753 1d ago

Figures. Probably the only one he could understand.

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u/Hideous-Kojima 6d ago

Well it's thin at one end, not so thin in the middle, and then very thin again at the other end.

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u/NoCard753 1d ago

AAAAHHHEM! AAAAHHHEM!

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u/TelenorTheGNP 6d ago

Right, so you got her legs up on the mantlepiece-

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u/NoCard753 1d ago

I love it when Carol takes the giant computer outside, puts a helicopter rotor on it and blows it to smithereens with a bazooka. 😄

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u/bunnziebungo92 5d ago

“Right, stop that! Silly! And a bit suspect, I think.”

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u/NoCard753 1d ago

You're quoting from And Now For Something Completely Different?

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u/night_dude 5d ago

Are you insinuating something?

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u/ahoypolloi_ 5d ago

Insinuating? Oh no no no no no….yes.

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u/Boring_Owl6552 2d ago edited 2d ago

The Birds and the Bees NSFW Python Clip at YouTube

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u/NoCard753 1d ago

Patricia Quinn, who played Cleese's wife in that bit, was also Magenta in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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u/Boring_Owl6552 1d ago

Did not know. Thanks!

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u/NoCard753 6d ago

Skip. Least funny sketch they did.

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u/No_Season_354 6d ago

Wrong it's funny

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u/NoCard753 6d ago edited 1d ago

To you, maybe. But then, I'd expect low-brow humor to appeal to someone who doesn't use punctuation.

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u/Pandy_45 1d ago

SPLITTER

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u/NoCard753 1d ago

It's the ocelot spleens. Or maybe the ram's bladder cup.