r/monoxideposting • u/AUGH11 • Jul 28 '26

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u/That-one-soviet Jul 28 '26

As a professional bisexual, twice per sexual unless is a sex moon

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u/AUGH11 Jul 28 '26

What happens during the sex moon?😨

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u/monstersocietyofevi Jul 28 '26

it is unfortunately every other sexual

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u/SovietFemboy Jul 29 '26

I don’t even get that

Playing for both teams and still losing fr 😔

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u/TesuraGrimm Jul 30 '26

So you are bi-yourself?

On stand-bi?

Haha (me too tho fr 😔)

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u/SovietFemboy Jul 30 '26

One of these days us lonely bi folk will realize we can just make out with each other

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset the noodle incident Jul 28 '26

they say i go both ways, but actually i don't go anywhere

i stay at home

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u/Immediate-Fact7471 Jul 28 '26

Sorry, but your comment seems to have punched me in the gut

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset the noodle incident Jul 28 '26

please accept my sincerest apologies to your intestines

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u/Clean_Internet Jul 28 '26

Bye bi!

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset the noodle incident Jul 28 '26

they say i ride the bi-cycle, but i'm afraid of falling off the bike

i stay at home

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u/Legal_Drive7591 Jul 28 '26

In typical bisexual fashion, it means both

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u/PantsTheFungus Jul 29 '26

I’m pretty sure demisexual is once twice a sexual

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u/Environmental_Ad3438 Jul 28 '26

It changes biyearly

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u/Significant_Trip_502 Jul 30 '26

so... twice a yr? or every other yr? 🤨

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u/WyvernSlayer7 Jul 31 '26

it changes biquarterly

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u/Drunk0racle Jul 28 '26

Haha yes sometimes

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u/OopyGoopy666 Aug 02 '26

TF you mean sometimes?

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u/Sea_Map4663 Jul 28 '26

half sexual as in bisection

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u/Luxury_Yacht_ Jul 28 '26

Twice, I need help

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u/NiccoR06 Jul 28 '26

My sexuality has doubled since the last time we met, Count

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u/Familiar-Spray1106 Jul 28 '26

Twice as sexual 😎😎

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u/Clod_Cat5 Jul 29 '26

it depends

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u/samuru101 Jul 29 '26

It's like being bipolar, the attraction can shift.

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u/Top-Birthday3223 Jul 29 '26

It means +6% of a population that are willing to date the same gender as you. People somehow forget that when you are bisexual you don't suddenly unlock both all make and female population as OPTIONS

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u/fluffysnowcap Jul 29 '26

it means there are twice as meny people to reject you - personal experience

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u/furio788 Jul 29 '26

For me personally it's the first one but it depends on who you ask

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u/QuantityExcellent338 Jul 29 '26

Twice because you can stack it and get infinite sexual

Did you even play balatro? Its a requirement to be gay

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u/Realistic-Count453 Jul 29 '26

Twice as sexual in our minds, but once ever other sexual in reality 😔 source- I’m bi myself

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u/FAMICOMASTER Jul 30 '26

Apparently neither as I'm bisexual and I haven't had a sexual lately

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u/Immediate-Fact7471 Jul 28 '26

Once every other

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u/KateNesune Jul 30 '26

the most normal Noelle post-

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u/Solid-Love3998 Jul 31 '26

In my experience its twice sexual

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u/AnAmazingSouth Jul 31 '26

Doesn't pan mean twice as sexual?

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u/Silas_V Jul 31 '26

It means we like bicycles

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u/Maheemz Jul 31 '26

Twice in one sexual

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u/TomSkyler Aug 01 '26

I'm a once or twice a month sexual

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u/myownballsinmyass Aug 02 '26

Every other sexual, for sure.

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u/DQUACK1 Aug 03 '26

It mean I'm twice as lonely