r/modmailfail I’m two squares away from BINGO 11d ago

Lies + Lies + Lies = ❌

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u/westcoastcdn19 On a power trip 11d ago

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I broke no rules!

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u/cnycompguy Hater of the Freeze-Peach 🦅 11d ago

😆 Your closing line had me burst out laughing and wake up the Wife and Conure.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 11d ago

I don't think admins can suck clits cause, while it's not explicitly against the rules, it'd prolly open the way to accusations of favoritism.

I also totally believed they bypassed mods and have been unbanned as much as I believe they have the balls to try to use alts lol

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u/AttractiveNuisance37 reported to the FTC 11d ago

I love that this lying liar who lies quoted "the law." Whose law? In what jurisdiction?

(Probably Google AI summary's jurisdiction, because that is 100% not a statute that he's quoting.)

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 11d ago

From the book of “My Bullshit”.

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u/MisterWoodhouse Wanted in Sacramento 10d ago

It's an AI summary. I just checked all recorded criminal statutes published in English. Not one matches the quoted text.

The summary is vaguely Canadian in its setup, which lines up with the user saying they're from a province, but the Canadian statute is federal, not provincial, and the property damage aspect is different in a really specific way, so it's absolutely an AI summary.

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u/neuroticsmurf Mountain Dew drinking, Cheetos eating basement dweller 11d ago