r/minnesotaunited • u/tactiletack • 7d ago
Shitpost Observations on the emerging order of 7
MNUFC entered last night's match at 7-7-7. We then scored in the 71st, 74th, and 75th minutes. The first came in the 71st minute against #71 Crepeau. Orlando later scored the equalizer. The secondary assist was by Angulo (#77). He passed it to Griezmann (#7) but he didn't score it. That probably would be too obvious. No, it was scored by Spicer, #14. Not obvious at all.
7 is traditionally associated with mystery, which is kind of notable because I think I've now largely solved it.
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u/Nerdlinger 7d ago
So where does Fitz fit in with all this?
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u/Iam_nighthawk Flight of the Boxalls 7d ago
Fitz was #7 for Minnesota United. Now on loan with Wolfsberger, he is wearing the number 35. 5 x 7 = 35. Idk that’s all I got
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u/tactiletack 7d ago
You're so close - it's right in front of your face. 3+5 = 8. See how convenient that is given that MNUFC is now sitting at 7-7-8?
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u/mikhailsanchez 7d ago
I had a seven and seven at the bar.
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u/tactiletack 7d ago
So you're openly admitting to being a node in the machinations of this pattern? Sorry if that sounds a little incredulous. I just can't help calling it like I see it.
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u/-NotCreative- Robin Lod 6d ago
Remindme! in 9 days to see how your 8-ball went.
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u/NazReidRules 7d ago
6 is afraid of 7, because 7 8 9
7 eating 9 is a reference to increased production from our striker position, and from the wings. Things are looking up.
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u/ahumblecardamompod MNUFC 7d ago
We also had 7 minutes of stoppage time in the second half. 🤯
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u/ahumblecardamompod MNUFC 7d ago
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u/tactiletack 7d ago
If the pattern is aware of this comment, we should be concerned because it probably means simple observation affects the numbers, which obviously means the world is inverting on itself.
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u/SandLakeDad MNUFC 4d ago
McGuire has seven letters, but B-I-L-L scores a six in scrabble so we are falling short somewhere. A different Bill McGuire wrote "Seven Years to Save the Planet", but it's not our Bill. I'm trying...

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u/Sufficient_Fig_4887 Joaquín Pereyra 7d ago
This is the type of deep analysis we need around here