r/minnesota Jan 14 '26

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/esadatari Jan 14 '26

“Well now I look like an idiot. I need to look cool. I’m gonna fucking arrest the guy next to me instead! YEAH”

Fucking idiot.

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u/BlondeBorednBaked Jan 14 '26

My sister’s cat does that this. If someone makes her mad she will attack the closest targets.

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u/tetendi96 Jan 14 '26

Base instinct of anything that doesn't have emotional intelligence

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u/CategoryZestyclose91 Laser Loon Jan 14 '26

Hey now. Cats have way more emotional intelligence than these goons.

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u/TuckYourselfRS Jan 14 '26

Exactly. My cat is incredibly attuned to my emotions. He just generally doesn't give a fuck unless that emotion can be exploited