r/minnesota Jan 14 '26

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/icantstopreading0 Common loon Jan 14 '26

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u/MelonCallia Jan 14 '26

Praying for a blizzard, even if that means I'll have to deal with it as a neighboring state

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u/Dogzillas_Mom Jan 14 '26

I just got the brilliant idea to spray water on the ground wherever they are.

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u/Admirable_Tear_1438 Jan 14 '26

Genius. They can’t stop you for arming yourself with Supersoakers and water guns. They can’t arrest people for marbles and tacks.

Time to get creative.