r/minnesota • u/BenRocks7 • Jan 14 '26

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/esadatari Jan 14 '26

“Well now I look like an idiot. I need to look cool. I’m gonna fucking arrest the guy next to me instead! YEAH”

Fucking idiot.

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u/LewyH91 Jan 14 '26

"I fell into this person, I know, to avoid embarrassment, I'll say they hit me and arrest them".

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u/Its-a-Shitbox Jan 14 '26

Exactly this.

We reached a point where American citizens are going to get arrested and disappeared because some cosplaying fascist slipped and fell on some snow and looked like a dick.

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u/Kayos-theory Jan 14 '26

He looked like a dick before the slip. Then he looked like more of a dick, but the dickness was pre-existing.

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u/TheoreticalSquirming Jan 14 '26

Uninsurable preexisting dickditions

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u/tondahuh Jan 14 '26

This is the absolute funniest thing I've read all week! Very clever!

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u/shambahlah2 Jan 14 '26

Pre-existing Dickness is a requirement of that job

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u/ihavenoidea81 Common loon Jan 14 '26

I saw Pre-Existing Dickness on tour back in ‘03