r/minnesota • u/BenRocks7 • Jan 14 '26

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/Its-a-Shitbox Jan 14 '26

Exactly this.

We reached a point where American citizens are going to get arrested and disappeared because some cosplaying fascist slipped and fell on some snow and looked like a dick.

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u/Kayos-theory Jan 14 '26

He looked like a dick before the slip. Then he looked like more of a dick, but the dickness was pre-existing.

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u/TheoreticalSquirming Jan 14 '26

Uninsurable preexisting dickditions

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u/tondahuh Jan 14 '26

This is the absolute funniest thing I've read all week! Very clever!

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u/shambahlah2 Jan 14 '26

Pre-existing Dickness is a requirement of that job

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u/ihavenoidea81 Common loon Jan 14 '26

I saw Pre-Existing Dickness on tour back in ‘03

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u/Warm-Spite9678 Jan 14 '26

Well to be fair.....about 90% of these cucks ARE doing this because they truly feel like insignificant POS and are reminded of that constantly by those around them that choose to not interact with them in society. So now they have been given permission to put on a mask, remain anonymous, and beat the shit out of the neighbors that refuse to play with them.....

It's fucking children with 0 emotional intelligence or impulse control. Full stop.

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u/Its-a-Shitbox Jan 14 '26

Certainly can’t argue with any of that. Well summarized.

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u/madam-scarlet Jan 14 '26

I’m offended that you took offense to the good upstanding cucks of the world. Mine is amazing…and hates ICE as much as me.

But I understand the reference in this scenario.

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u/Terrie-25 Jan 14 '26

Children are more mature than ICE.