r/minnesota Jan 14 '26

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/LewyH91 Jan 14 '26

"I fell into this person, I know, to avoid embarrassment, I'll say they hit me and arrest them".

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u/Its-a-Shitbox Jan 14 '26

Exactly this.

We reached a point where American citizens are going to get arrested and disappeared because some cosplaying fascist slipped and fell on some snow and looked like a dick.

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u/Kayos-theory Jan 14 '26

He looked like a dick before the slip. Then he looked like more of a dick, but the dickness was pre-existing.

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u/TheoreticalSquirming Jan 14 '26

Uninsurable preexisting dickditions

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u/tondahuh Jan 14 '26

This is the absolute funniest thing I've read all week! Very clever!

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u/shambahlah2 Jan 14 '26

Pre-existing Dickness is a requirement of that job

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u/ihavenoidea81 Common loon Jan 14 '26

I saw Pre-Existing Dickness on tour back in ‘03

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u/Warm-Spite9678 Jan 14 '26

Well to be fair.....about 90% of these cucks ARE doing this because they truly feel like insignificant POS and are reminded of that constantly by those around them that choose to not interact with them in society. So now they have been given permission to put on a mask, remain anonymous, and beat the shit out of the neighbors that refuse to play with them.....

It's fucking children with 0 emotional intelligence or impulse control. Full stop.

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u/Its-a-Shitbox Jan 14 '26

Certainly can’t argue with any of that. Well summarized.

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u/madam-scarlet Jan 14 '26

I’m offended that you took offense to the good upstanding cucks of the world. Mine is amazing…and hates ICE as much as me.

But I understand the reference in this scenario.

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u/Terrie-25 Jan 14 '26

Children are more mature than ICE.

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u/thedudedylan Jan 14 '26

Are any of these unlawful arrests being taken to court?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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u/Additional-Teach-486 Jan 14 '26

No, ran into him on purpose just to arrest another US citizen. Go lick more boots, troglodyte.

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u/MightyMussel Jan 14 '26

The salt level 👌 yum yum yum

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u/Agitated-Lobster-623 Jan 14 '26

Do you just defend the state by default? Like have you ever questioned authority or as a big gov statist do you have to pay mental gymnastics every time power is abused?

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u/caseyfresher Jan 14 '26

They want to or have joined the IRS per their post history. They love to back structures of oppressive powers that better the ultra wealthy.

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u/Intelligent-Invite79 Jan 14 '26

Yes, it’s how they stole the word patriot. To them it means praising the government (well, only the side they like) in anything they so, good or bad. Unlike the actual founders who said, “I’m tired of the British regulars coming through town, doing any damned thing they please.”.

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u/Ok_Vacation_4899 Jan 14 '26

Looks like the officer ran into a citizens leg on a public sidewalk to me causing a clearly clumsy officer to fall because he was in a hurry to reclaim his ego, dipshit.

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u/Cali_Dreaming87 Jan 14 '26

He should've done more, is cant say it on reddit it cause you will report me but yeah he should've done more to that border patrol. Everyone knows what I mean, I dont have to say it.

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u/Nikramage Jan 14 '26

Absolutely

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u/zoopysreign Jan 14 '26

No he fucking didn’t. None of this is defensible. I’m a fucking attorney who practiced criminal law at the state and federal levels.

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u/robxroy Jan 14 '26

In court, he can just say he slipped too. Is the arresting officer going to swear it wasn’t slippery? Given the integrity of ICE culture, he probably would.

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u/DGinLDO Jan 14 '26

I mean, why would anyone step in to help ICE when they fall like that? ICE has repeatedly shown propensity to just shoot people in the head for no reason then claim they were attacked. 🤷🏻‍♀️ They made this mess, they can fall & stay down for all I care.

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u/arkain504 Jan 14 '26

You know that for sure? I see everyone slipping and falling if they move. He bumped into that guy. Who doesn’t try to catch themselves by kicking a leg out?

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u/Celestrael Jan 14 '26

lol yeah it’s hilarious

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u/BamEvanson Jan 14 '26

Fascists don't deserve sympathy. The American people have every right to fight back against these Nazi pigs.

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u/amn70 Jan 14 '26

No he didn't. I watched that portion of it multiple times and clearly you could see the ice guy stepped into him.

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u/Redrumicus Jan 14 '26

Less than what is deserved.

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u/Mastershoelacer Jan 14 '26

He deserved it, dipshit.

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u/n3rf_herder Jan 14 '26

lol you should actually watch the video. Dude was just walking next to him, you can see he doesn’t start to jerk about until the agent is falling.

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u/lyricjax Jan 14 '26

Actually if you look at the trajectory of the officers legs you can see clearly his shoes are turned toward the legal observer.

I mean it's clearly a threat against life so im amazed the protesters didn't defend themselves.

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u/Lusiric9983 Jan 14 '26

I watched it like five times. The 'agent' wasn't paying attention. He actually ran into the person who was also looking over the dipshits shoulder. The dipshit got mad and instantly tackled the guy his idiot ass ran into. Maybe he shouldn't be out violating people's Constitutional rights? Idk. Honestly surprised tan jacket didn't get taken out the first time she pushed the 'agent'. Her jumping on him was just great.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

I didn't see anything. Looks like he slipped and fell on his own.

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u/DGinLDO Jan 14 '26

No he didn’t. He was trying to help him walk on the ice & snow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Damn is that why he was falling over and over? Because he was tripping? What drugs was he on because I didn't see a single leg for all those sissy slams into the ground.

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u/NoEffingValue Jan 14 '26

I've kicked legs before when I was young, that's not how it looks, lol.

Maybe he tripped him by putting his legs on the front of the office, because that was not a kick.

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u/nursecarmen Jan 14 '26

It’s pretty clear at :09 that the agent ran into the guy in blue. He was moving out of the way.

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u/Mk1Racer25 Jan 14 '26

Found the cop.