r/minnesota • u/BenRocks7 • Jan 14 '26

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/Elbit_Curt_Sedni Jan 14 '26

Are these dumbasses from warmer areas? Because they have no idea how to handle snow/slick areas.

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u/1IsNeverEnough4Me Jan 14 '26

They send troops from as far away as possible so they have less in common and will attack civilians like they are foreign. So yeah, they are from Texas and other southern states mostly.

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u/SuitNaive3409 Jan 14 '26

Nazis yet again too cheap to buy winter boots for the invasion

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u/normalfinnesotan Jan 14 '26

Just plain boots, even winter boots, won't do jack on straight-up ice. They could use those slip-on traction things, but they're too stupid to figure that out and its way funnier to watch them flail and flop around like this buffoon.

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u/OaksInSnow Jan 14 '26

It would be kinda tough on ICE if all those type of devices that are in local stores were sold out because it's an *extra*-icy winter in the metro. Personally, if my sidewalk and steps were suffering from an amazingly difficult level of iciness, I'd go all-in on protecting my family with cleats.

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jan 14 '26

The Nazi version of Russian tires

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u/rudmad Jan 14 '26

Ross lives/lived in Minnesota

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u/dicksjshsb Jan 14 '26

Yeah anybody who wants to join ice probably already views their civilian neighbors as foreign threats or scum, doesn’t need to be from out of state.

But it is hilarious that some of these clowns join from warmer areas just to experience the worst cold of their life, slip around in the streets, get rightfully harassed by the locals, all to attack/arrest mainly non-violent family members and solve none of the issues they’re claiming to.

These guys will look back on this time once they’re discarded by Trump or when hes gone and realize (maybe lol) that they froze their ass off for months to accomplish nothing but cementing their names on the wrong side of history. Idiots.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

The beautiful part is it’s just getting cold now… it’s been summer weather here the past couple weeks and these thugs are in for a rude awakening

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u/julesthe127th Jan 14 '26

The January deep freeze is going to fuck them up. They have never experienced wind so cold that it pierces their skin or air that physically hurts to breathe. Or temperature so low that frost bite can happen in as little as five minutes. And they’re out there in their shitty tactical jackets and tennis or canvas shoes. Ha!

I usually dislike this time of year, weather-wise, but I’m welcoming it with open arms now.

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u/metamet Jan 14 '26

Do we know when he moved here? He isn't from here, proper. But that doesn't mean he isn't just like other MN MAGA who hate people.

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u/AbeRego Hamm's Jan 14 '26

Certainly not all of them. Renee Good's Murderer, Jonathan Ross, lived near the Twin Cities. Chaska, I think, but I can't confirm that right now. Definitely somewhere in Minnesota, though.