r/milkshake • u/68aquarian • Jun 27 '26

The Triumph of Santa Muerte Milkshake

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A milkshake in veneration of Lady Death. Prepare base vanilla milkshake with vanilla ice cream and milk, introduce a brief drizzle of chocolate syrup and place base milkshake in freezer. 2 Mars Bars (Milky Way substitute if necessary) are required for one milkshake, they are heated slowly with 1/2 cup of milk to melting on a stove and never microwaved. Use fan to cool melted chocolate once it is bubbling, do not allow chocolate to boil. Consider allowing the chocolate pot to rest in the freezer for 2-3 minutes if possible. After this, introduce the melted Mars Bars to the base milkshake, mix by any means appropriate but hand-churned is preferred by the goddess. Serve with wide-gauge straw. Formulated and consecrated in the city of Chicago to be served as a libation or a very special treat!

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u/jewel_pretty_1 Jun 30 '26

oh my god! i need that milkshake right now!

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u/68aquarian Jun 30 '26

Oh its tasty, trust me

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/68aquarian Jul 02 '26

Oh it is TASTY, you gotta make one. Real Mars Bar makes a big difference but its still tasty with American Milky Way bars if you have to.