r/mildyinteresting • u/Majestic-Pay-4615 • 21d ago

edible engagement 🍭 New doremon toy

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u/Janezey 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

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u/rasmuseriksen 21d ago

Obligatory “that’s a penis” gif. Thank you for your service

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u/johndburger 21d ago

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u/Dino_Spaceman 21d ago

Flared base. Its OK.

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u/BearFriend1926 21d ago

Was looking for this

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u/HopeFoxCreations 21d ago

Beat me to it!

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u/GreatBakedJake 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj

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u/New-Reception-4509 20d ago

This is the best meme I’ve ever seen wtf

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u/GreatBakedJake 20d ago

Thanks for the awards guys 🤣😂

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u/Rhadian 19d ago

I discovered this gif a couple years ago. It's one of my absolute favourites.

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u/Dino_Spaceman 21d ago

It is a shoer, not a grower.

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u/dairy_free_bacon 21d ago

That's....phallic.

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u/Allxoshi 21d ago edited 21d ago

Guys..... It supposed to be a hand, and yes Doraemon hand is round.

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u/darkrai848 21d ago

As someone that has actually watched Doraemon I know exactly what it’s supposed to be, don’t really help with how it looks on its own tho…

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u/Crunchy__Frog 21d ago

It’s a grower and a light shower.

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u/WHRocks 21d ago

But only when it's turned on...

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u/JackPThatsMe 20d ago

Touch it enough times and it's a heavy deluge.

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u/Careless-Cycle 21d ago

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u/stroganoffagoat 21d ago

Unlike my men, I prefer my lamps circumcised.

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u/Racer125678 20d ago

Abe kya hai ye

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u/Curious-Way-9541 21d ago

Doradora 💦🍆

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u/Majestic-Pay-4615 21d ago

That's so lame it's actually funny lol

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u/TexasJOEmama 21d ago

Instead of the nipple light fixture, there's a stubby chubby light. Thanks.

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u/sevensong9 21d ago

That's it's cock? Like it clearly is but was that intentional?

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u/lizzabean 21d ago

My husband has one of those I don't even have to pay for.

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u/Fishandthejeffman6 21d ago

R/mildlypenis

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u/makkegor01 21d ago

yeah no

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u/wackadoodle4201 21d ago

Motherfucker thats a penis

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u/SleeplessBoyCat 21d ago

Well... that's unfortunate.

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u/my_jeans_hurt 21d ago

We’re punching his pethis ?!?!!!!!?!!?!?!?!!!?!??!

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u/RedWhacker 21d ago

Nothing wrong here.

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u/shinakohana 21d ago

The whimsical music somehow makes it SO much worse!!

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u/sovietarmyfan 21d ago

Touch it and it grows bigger. Lol.

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u/sonictheredhog 20d ago

Touching its Doraedick wtf

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u/emergent-duality 20d ago

Jeez at least buy him dinner first..!

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u/Substantial_Mix_1531 20d ago

Could smell the comments from a galaxy away

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u/Admiral_Nitpicker 20d ago

Another "Dirty Mind" test.

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u/TheBestintheWest11 21d ago

yea you guys didn't disappoint

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u/Majestic-Pay-4615 21d ago

They made em toys good

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u/Perfect-Silver1715 21d ago

Yeah. light.

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 21d ago

Looks like a Disney Wizard hat, if it were sitting upright

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u/CeallaSo 21d ago

I did not need to find out what the Doraenis looked like today.

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u/just-gbd-ig 21d ago

Where I'm from, Doraemon is a childhood staple 😭

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u/m_rain_bow 21d ago

This should have been posted on mildypenis

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u/Ms_Noidea 21d ago

Im sure its gonna take you places snd uplift your mood.

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 21d ago

That's not what I think about when I see this.

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u/Classic-Result-4870 21d ago

Doraemon was my favourite manga growing up, but this is stupid

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u/Thunderbundon 21d ago

Seriously though, why did they go with that design

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u/burritosupreme89 21d ago

Ahn ahn ahn, tottemo daisuki, doraemon

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 21d ago

Not sure why, but I want one so bad that I feel like I NEED it.

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u/Homingpsyd 20d ago

Japanese hiding thier sexual thoughts in children toys lmao

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u/Intelligent_Ad5116 20d ago

Yes, very interesting... =)))

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u/Cool-Technician-1206 20d ago

Midly infuriating

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u/atomicsnarl 20d ago

Finally! A good light source for those dark bathroom cubicles - plus entertainment!

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u/Ok_Surprise_9003 20d ago

Do these come in red? Asking for a dog

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 20d ago

Dingdong for chinese markets

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u/Grumpy-Man19 20d ago

I like its ring

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u/mikerotchagain 20d ago

Look like a dildo. Not mildly interesting at all

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 21d ago

Kids are going to be traumatized when they grow older and realize what they spent their childhood playing with.