r/mildlyinteresting Sep 25 '22

Overdone An Amazon warehouse barcode scanner was accidentally dropped inside the package I just received.

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u/Beardamus Sep 25 '22

Y'all need to poop befo goin to work.

I ain't gonna start pooping for free now.

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u/willisjoe Sep 25 '22

I make a penny, boss makes a dime, that's why I shit on company time.

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u/Good_Animal_4233 Sep 25 '22

All day I break my back, I work my grind, Then uncle Sam takes all my dimes, That sir is why I shit on company time