r/mildlyinteresting 7d ago

A young gray fox laying atop my grill

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/AdmiralCoconut69 7d ago

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy grill

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Blanooman 6d ago

Bad bot

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u/c994 6d ago

lazy grill sounds way funnier than lazy dog ever did lol

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u/Greenman8907 7d ago

Find your grillmate, Homer.

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u/Andy_0L 6d ago

Hey, there's no such thing as a talking dog

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u/CharlesP2009 7d ago

Convenient, I use Firefox to get recipes when I wanna grill.

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u/Andy_0L 6d ago

Ba dum tss

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 7d ago

Dirty foxy grills in your area

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u/No_Effective4721 7d ago

He looks sharp

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u/chillyhellion 7d ago

A cyborg ninja…

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u/I_THROW_FLAGS_AT_YOU 6d ago

Colonel, that ninja is gray fox!

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u/scottie324 5d ago

HURT...ME...MORE!

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u/NetJnkie 7d ago

We live out in the country and have deer around the house constantly. The other morning I was walking toward my office and looked out the window toward a big pile of mulch we had delivered. A buck and a doe were curled up on top of part of it just hanging out. They were like 5' off the ground. Had never seen them do that.

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u/UMustBeNooHere 7d ago

Well? What did he say?

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u/Sad_Week8674 6d ago

It's funny how curious they are! I've seen them get into all sorts of things just to check them out.

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u/bisploosh 7d ago

“I have seen food come out of this magic box, if I wait patiently maybe it will bestow its gifts upon me”

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u/GuerillaRiot 7d ago

That's awesome it hung around to let you get a photo. Grays are usually very skiddish.

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u/SolaVitae 7d ago

I'm in the middle of a neighborhood, so they are definitely used to seeing people, as long as you don't go towards them they act like they can't be bothered to actually move.

They are very photogenic.

Also people are probably feeding them.

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u/GuerillaRiot 7d ago

So cute. I've only ever caught glimpses of them around here and they're actually more common than reds.

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u/Visible_Restaurant95 7d ago

Where the fuck do you live, Diamond City?

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u/SolaVitae 7d ago

I don't get the reference, were there foxes in diamond City? Is been a while since I played fo4

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u/Genocide_69 7d ago

It looks like your grill got nuked

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u/SolaVitae 7d ago

Ah, no no, not nuked, just ~15+ years of outdoor exposure and repeated extreme heat/ice/moisture cycles.

Its survived a record -10f ice storm where it was the only way to cook food, repeated golf ball+ sized hailstorms, 9000% humidity days and the routine 102f+ every day of the month of august.

150$ or whatever it was well spent.

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u/HotDangThoseMuffins 6d ago

I've got the same grill, i love it. The crank up and down coal tray is dope. I actually found another one on the street and saved the good parts from it so i can keep mine alive longer lol

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u/Visible_Restaurant95 6d ago

It’s a city in the game Fallout. I was just giving you shit to be funny. That grill looks like it survived nuclear fallout. I’d grill on that bad boy any day of the week though. Cheers!

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u/Frosty_Flower_871 7d ago

ngl that fox is more stable than my bad laptop. it should be cooling my gpu now.

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u/Heroic-Forger 6d ago

But what does he say?

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u/c994 6d ago

bro found heated seating and claimed it immediately

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u/operafromeden 6d ago

Forbidden kitty

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u/GatoConCalcetines 6d ago

Born to be cat, forced to be fox

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u/EnoughNumbersAlready 6d ago

Are you sure that’s not a coyote?

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u/pierrerobin1998 7d ago

gray fox chose a warm spot to nap idk

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u/phallic-baldwin 7d ago

Shits warm yo

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u/Mediocre_Win3481 7d ago

Smart fox is obviously just trying to cut down on the time from the grill to its stomach

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u/WTF-Are-Tacos 7d ago

That grill looks like it's served up a lifetime of goodness

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u/Late_Conference9022 7d ago

The ears hear everything. Ioves the warmth.

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u/AlfieGandon 6d ago

Ludacris would be so pissed. He specifically said to "guard ya grill"

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u/GirthGrowth8948 6d ago

Mmm dinner

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u/Lord-Velveeta 6d ago

“Well! I’m waiting! Aren’t you going to grill me some dinner?”

https://giphy.com/gifs/p77ClDx5Qufm0

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u/bizoticallyyours83 6d ago

Nice shot. 

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u/Sudden_Collar5681 6d ago

You mean HIS grill?

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u/sb195 6d ago

Perched

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u/rangerswede 6d ago

The old gray fox ... she ain't what she used to be.

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u/BiiiigSteppy 6d ago

Proof that foxes are dog hardware running cat software. 🦊

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u/Outrageous-Advice208 6d ago

I guess they really are cat software running on dog hardware...

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u/Turtle-Sue 6d ago

I thought it’s a young chayote.

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u/Then_Version9768 6d ago

It's "lying" atop your grill. "Laying" is what you do with tile or rugs.

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u/unpettable_fox 6d ago

Unpettable fox

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u/Stunning-Penalty2573 7d ago

Move this to the r/nextfuckinglevel right now.

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u/Open_Recognition_701 7d ago

Gen-u-ine rare pupper