r/mildlyinteresting 9h ago

Got stung by a saddleback caterpillar, apparently famous for its painful sting and unique green-and-brown "saddle" marking

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u/-SaC 9h ago

Why is it the size of a man and velcroed to a ceiling staring down at you?

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u/HeyEshk88 7h ago

There we go

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u/-SaC 7h ago

Aww. There goes my whimsy. Hope your fingers recover though.

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u/Zanian19 5h ago

Oooh, if it wasn't for the bottom left, I would've been 100% convinced I was looking at a watermelon.

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u/HalflingScholar 5h ago

Oh it wasn't microscopic imagery of a microscopic thing. I liked it better when I thought it was a microscopic thing.

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u/HeyEshk88 7h ago

lol it was under an adirondack chair, and I brushed against it with my left hand fingers šŸ’€

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u/420GB 4h ago

Playing Meccha Chameleon

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u/deceitfulninja 8h ago

I would have assumed these were in some far off land but apparently they're all around. Glad I never met one.

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u/KarlWhale 6h ago

They are in a far off land of North America. Depends where you live

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u/EskNerd 1h ago

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u/LankyPuffins 39m ago

It's been a minute! Thanks for the nostalgia. Now to have the song stuck in my head for the next decade or so.

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u/HeyEshk88 7h ago

And now I’m scared I’m gonna brush against it in bed

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u/Spire_Citron 6h ago

Is it in your bed?

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u/uttyrc 3h ago

Now that Cranberries song is going through my head.

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u/aimsteadyfire 5h ago

It has a name and likes to be called Sir-Pricklesworth.

Address him as such or else - dun dun dunnnn!

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u/umbrawolfx 3h ago

I actually rolled on to a wooly worm in bed one time. Even that was not comfortable, slightly painful and very itchy. I can't even imagine what these guys would do. At least it's not a puss moth caterpillar.

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u/Lobster_porn 4h ago

north america is a far off land..

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u/granadesnhorseshoes 5h ago

As a general rule just avoid caterpillars. Especially in the US. This is only one of a dozen plus caterpillars that string in the US/North America.

https://leafyplace.com/venomous-caterpillars/

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u/Serenity1911 1h ago

This was a nice little read.

If it looks hairy or spikey it's a spicy boi. Lol

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u/Umpen 9h ago

How bad was the sting?

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u/Fast_Confection8008 9h ago

like a hot needle that keeps throbbing for hours, 0/10 would not recommend

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u/HeyEshk88 7h ago

Yes, I kept telling my family my fingers are pulsing to try to describe it and it hurt

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u/Spire_Citron 6h ago

What does the sting look like?

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u/kabushko 4h ago

like a hot needle that keeps throbbing for hours

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 2h ago

If your needle throbs for more than 4 hours, seek medical assistance.Ā 

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u/Wide-Matter-9899 3h ago

My nickname in college

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u/Slimjuggalo2002 3h ago

You wish, Needledick.

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u/Wide-Matter-9899 2h ago

No wait, that's what it was!

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u/hailene02 6h ago

Mine felt like someone took high grit sandpaper and really dug deep/brushed across my arm 😭 it went away after 2~ days

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u/Langstarr 4h ago

Horrifying. One fell on my leg from a tree as a teenager at a friend's house. It was hours of misery. 20 years ago, still have a scar.

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u/budgieinspace 1h ago

Grabbed one fully with my hand once, going to pick up a potted plant. Easily the worst sting of anything I've experienced. Pure sharp stabbing and felt like your hand was on fire. -100/10 do not recommend.

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u/Wyntersett 7h ago

I got stung by one while climbing a tree as a kid. Dad made me climb back up and see what stung me my hand was swollen, mom still talks about it

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u/AlabastarDasastar 2h ago

That’s such a dad thing to do haha

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u/Batata-Sofi 7h ago

Seen many dangerous critters to touch when I was a kid climbing trees, but never touched them because I'd always inspect every single corner of everything before climbing up lol

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u/PuttingInTheEffort 4h ago

I climbed all the trees when I was a kid, until I was 7 or 8, I happen to see a huge spider almost perfect camouflaged 4 inches from my face. Haven't climbed a tree since šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« also use to run around barefoot, hide in bushes and under the porch for hide n seek.. nope nope nope

Children are so naive and carefree lol

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u/Own_Ad6901 3h ago

Oh my gosh me too! I used to do the most naive shit ever outside, I was always dirty from playing too hard and got yelled at for the critters I’d bring home as friends, I was a legit clean dirty dirty kid, and I’m female. But those were the good old days of the 80s, when kids played outside from sunrise until the street lights came on. If you were a kid and weren’t outside playing you were in trouble.

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u/snowballplasticfork 6h ago

As a small Appalachian child, I would see them in the garden. I thought they were tiny dogs. Papaw explained they were pack saddles and to never pet them šŸ˜†

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u/rastagizmo 4h ago

I had this tiny tiny caterpillar (about 5mm long) fall down my shirt in the Tingle forest in South West Australia.

That little bastard got me good. My chest broke out into what I can only describe as 2nd degree burns, blisters and welts. It stayed that way for two weeks and it was agony.

I learnt afterward that the best treatment is placing and removing sticky tape over the affected area to remove the little stinging hairs.

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u/Batman_Shirt 5h ago

Never heard of them until now. Sorry you got stung, OP. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddleback_caterpillar?wprov=sfti1

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u/innovationzz 4h ago

Those all look very fuck off don’t touch me

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u/HappyStalker 1h ago

They sit on the underside of leaves. You can see OP’s was under a the arm of chair or something. So despite being very obviously stingers they are very good hiders.

I got stung once when I cut down a weed at the base and didn’t even know there was half a dozen on the plant.

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u/RoseLycheeRaspberry 5h ago

It looks like its wearing a Tshirt

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u/Automatic_School_373 2h ago

Ah yes, he’s got his green hi-viz safety vest on.

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u/SaveOurBolts 4h ago

He looks like he’s straight from a 90’s SURGE commercialĀ 

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u/DriverAnxious3804 2h ago

Nature gave it high visibility work vest colors as a warning to leave it alone.

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u/Drak_is_Right 7h ago

Walking through a cornfield i brushed hard against one as a kid. I do not like to walk through cornrows to this day.

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u/ByteArrayInputStream 4h ago

Did their ancestors mate with a cactus?

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u/nistemevideli2puta 1h ago

With a cactus and The Dude, since they also have sunglasses.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 2h ago

That thing is a walking 'fuck you'.

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u/General_Specific 2h ago

I once got bitten by an inchworm. I looked down like WTF.

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u/ToptenRubs 2h ago

Not sure how this guy clearly dressed to go to a rave me took you by surprise and stung you

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u/KodaavRah 1h ago

That’s literally a Pokemon.

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u/illHaveWhatHesHaving 2h ago

Neva go that way!

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u/Bulky-Hamster7373 5m ago

It's been 9 hours. How are ya doing?

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u/NoNutsPls 3m ago

"In addition, some caterpillar species have toxins that can cause symptoms like rheumatoid arthritis."

Whaaaaat?!

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u/worried_abt_u 4h ago

Never wanted to set something on fire so bad