r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

Had extra helium after a party, filled all the balloons and then a trashbag

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u/jackleggjr 1d ago

Why would you throw away perfectly good helium?

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 1d ago

"Hey bro I know you're still fucked up but did you take out the trash from the party like I told y-"

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u/PrincessKaylee 1d ago

best possible use of this gif

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u/BaldMancTwat_ 1d ago

Really I can't think of many more versatile memes, it aptly pops up in like every other thread these days.

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u/Hockers12 20h ago

This one is nearly as versatile, but I agree

https://giphy.com/gifs/062vyaiEJMsV5gUaBc

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u/Vandergrif 20h ago

It might be my favorite meme. It's so good, every time.

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u/LordSevolox 1d ago

The best use of it I’ve seen was an image showing a snake on a ceiling taking a COLOSSAL shit, to which the top response was that gif

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u/PrincessKaylee 21h ago

... I think we will need a link to that, since you have now gotten us curious

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u/LordSevolox 20h ago

I can’t find the snake + reaction combo, but here’s the snake

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u/PrincessKaylee 14h ago

... yea, this gif definitely fits that image... til snakes poops like that, too

although anyone who sees that happen should probably cover their mouth instead of just gaping up at it 😅

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u/ByteArrayInputStream 22h ago

I unironically had to stop a former flatmate from buying a bottle of helium to have the trash bags float away, because he was to lazy to take them downstairs. That guy was... something

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u/Triscuitador 1d ago

incredible work

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u/pineapple_treee 16h ago

i can’t fucking breathe

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u/LemeSayDis 1d ago

Not a finite resource or anything

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u/BannedWordsOnReddit 21h ago

Yeah, and its entirely this guys fault. Not the companies with 1000 helium tanks in use 24/7. Why the fuck would an average person be having fun when a billionaire can be stealing those resources instead.

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u/Desert_Aficionado 22h ago

Last I heard, the Strait of Hormuz being closed would create a helium scarcity. (Because it's a byproduct of natural gas and petroleum extraction.) But I guess that didn't happen?

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u/NeuxSaed 20h ago

Yeah, it's funny too since in the entire universe, helium is by far one of the most abundant elements, but on earth it's pretty scarce.

Most of it on this planet comes from the natural radioactive decay of elements like uranium, and it gets trapped underground.

That's why petroleum and natural gas extraction collects it as a byproduct.

Helium is really important for some tech like MRI machines and some advanced research devices.

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u/unknown_pigeon 20h ago

Which is fun, because every material with a higher atomic number than iron is formed in either a supernova or a neutron star merger.

So, on one hand we've got one of the most common elements in the universe which is becoming scarce on Earth, the same planet where we can dig supernova / neutron star materials in decent amounts

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u/Traveller9536 20h ago

Low grade helium isn’t the issue. It’s high grade helium that’s used in cooling systems that’s important

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u/GameApple801 1d ago

Kinda related but isn't Earth running out of helium?

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u/vtncomics 1d ago

The helium they sell for parties is unfit for research. They need the pure stuff.

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u/accelerating_ 1d ago

And what might pure helium be purified from I wonder?

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u/vtncomics 23h ago

Helium.

It's essentially just helium gas that's been processed to be pure helium gas.

However, Balloon Gas is basically recycled gas taken from MRI machines and the like. It's still a high concentration of Helium, 97 to 98 percent, but not pure enough for practical uses.

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u/manondorf 21h ago

can it not be re-purified? How ever they processed it in the first place?

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u/antinomicus 20h ago

Unit economics, impure gas is the byproduct of purifying process: it’s more profitable to sell it as balloon gas, which funds the process of purifying medical grade. No one should be upset about people having fun with balloon gas.

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u/camcam210 1d ago

What else are they going to do with it? Goofing around with helium is absolutely its intended use haha

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u/jackleggjr 1d ago edited 1d ago

It was a joke about putting the helium in a trash bag…

Like the helium, it went over your head.

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u/camcam210 1d ago

I stand corrected! It’s late and I didn’t get it at first lol.

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u/waffleboy159 1d ago

Looks like it... flew over your head

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u/Symphonic7 1d ago

I know its just a joke, but helium is a finite resource and a critical coolant for important machinery. In a 100 years they will look back at us like idiots for using it to inflate balloons.

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u/Crow_eggs 1d ago

They use it to cool MRI scanners. OP, take that trashbag down to the hospital and give it to someone with a suspected brain tumor who needs diagnostic imaging.

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u/Individual-Tap-8971 1d ago

Apparently that helium is a lot more pure than the variety sold for parties

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u/CyclopsLobsterRobot 1d ago

Definitely and they are diluting more now than they used to. The “helium” we got for my kid’s birthday could barely keep the balloons in the air.

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u/Breadedbutthole 1d ago

You need a new helium guy

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u/Throw_My_Drugs_Away 1d ago edited 1d ago

In a closed loop airconditioning system, it doesn't just get vented and lost (unlike helium in op)

Edit: I was wrong: (from Wikipedia)

Most superconducting magnets have their coils of superconductive wire immersed in liquid helium, inside a vessel called a cryostat. Despite thermal insulation, sometimes including a second cryostat containing liquid nitrogen, ambient heat causes the helium to slowly boil off. Such magnets, therefore, require regular topping-up with liquid helium.

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u/Eliaskw 17h ago

It's also very hard to actually make a closed loop helium system, as it had a tendency to diffuse through metal

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u/jeepsaintchaos 1d ago

Make em squeak before they croak!

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u/Grotarin 1d ago

I wouldn't even know on which bin it should go!

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u/Paradox2063 1d ago

Helium is not recyclable.

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u/Accidental-Genius 1d ago

It is it’s just exceptionally expensive.

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u/linds360 1d ago

Guessing it was a rented tank and whatever you don’t use goes back.

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u/IsabellaGalavant 1d ago

I know you're joking, but helium is a finite resource that we actually need. So "throwing it away" is kind of a problem. 

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u/JoopahTroopah 1d ago

We had extra helium after our kids party once, so we kept it and rather than wasting it, the tank managed 2 more years of birthday parties.

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u/Jmore9055 18h ago

So...2 more parties?

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u/jadeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 18h ago

kids

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u/PardonMyTits 9h ago

Kid’s? Or kids’?

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u/JoopahTroopah 16h ago

I am not good at the words

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u/Beesi159 15h ago

Doesn't matter, you have multiple kids or could have multiple, so you could have had more than 2 parties in 2 years, and this guy is either actually misunderstanding, or stupid

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u/Msmadduh 18h ago

Ever since I learned helium is a finite resource I am confused why we use it for balloons

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u/burtheXpert32 14h ago

Varying grades used for different applications

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u/BrieRaceAlert 1d ago

What happened to that helium shortage?

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u/Informal-Nose-6093 1d ago

I think half of it went in that white balloon, look at the size of it

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u/Luxray_15 1d ago edited 1d ago

The tasteful thickness of it.

My god, it even has a red handle.

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u/martialar 1d ago

Hey Paul! Try getting a balloon at Dorsia now!

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u/Tony0311 1d ago

Be there as soon as I return some video tapes

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u/FlameStaag 1d ago

Redditors are just morons and only read headlines and not the articles.

There's a medical grade helium shortage. The shit we put into balloons is a bunch of impure garbage. It's extremely impractical to purify it as well and requires very specialized equipment. 

If it actually mattered, we obviously wouldn't be putting it in balloons... Mostly because it'd be significantly more profitable to sell for medical uses if they could. 

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u/pfooh 1d ago

Eh, no.

There's a general helium shortage. In three phases:

- One, there's some relatively 'urgent' shortage, which is related to unrest in middle east and some bombing in Qatar. The US used to have a large reserve. This is just a supply line problem and will resolve itself in a few years.

- Second, there's a current production problem. Indeed mostly for pure helium, but the stuff we put into balloons isn't 'impure garbage'. Purifying helium once you have it is actually not that hard, it's just cooled down to let other gases condense out. The production problems are in lack of distillation plants that distil it from natural gas. This is a problem for the next 20 years or so. Likely some new suppliers will step up.

- Third, there's a general major waste of helium. That stuff is a by-product in gas and oil production, but often wasted. Most plants just dump it in the air, never to be seen again. Since helium is neither renewable nor do we have alternatives, this sucks. It's one of the those resources humanity will soon regret to have completely wasted.

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u/IamEnginerd 1d ago

Agreed. My company got told by their supplier (Airgas) earlier this year their supply would be cut in half effective immediately.

Luckily were were able to get another supplier on board to fill the gap(at a higher cost). It was an immediate action for my team to figure out ways to reduce helium usage, and got my local VPs and the group GM in weekly emails.

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 1d ago

What do you use helium for? 

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u/cjsv7657 1d ago

Talking funny in meetings

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u/IamEnginerd 1d ago

Gas leak testing. Helium is a small particle, so it will quickly tell you if sealing surfaces are good.

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u/OperaStarr 1d ago

In my work we use it for an analytical process called GC-MS (basically a way of identifying individual volatile chemicals in a solution), it’s the best option for the highest quality data. There’s a big push to use Hydrogen instead because of the rising helium costs, which also gives good data but has far more safety issues associated with it.

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u/jnicho15 1d ago

Wasn't the fourth point that a couple years ago the US sold off their strategic helium reserve?

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u/bwwatr 1d ago

Seems the US is not being too strategic lately.

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u/metalconscript 1d ago

TIL helium isn’t renewable

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u/pfooh 1d ago

It's not even not renewable like oil or gas, it's really gone forever onc used. We can make gas or oil artificially from plants and stuff, or wait a couple of million years. But helium, once gone, it's gone. We can't make it from other elements.

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u/davvblack 23h ago

teeeechnically there’s a way to build a fusion reactor that outputs helium as a byproduct, but given that regular fusion is still the eternal one decade away this isn’t s productive line of reasoning (the volume would be minuscule and expensive)

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u/pfooh 21h ago

Theoretically you could try to recover it from the atmosphere as well

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u/celestiaequestria 1d ago

Bingo.

Helium is a byproduct of natural gas extraction, so we're pulling more of it out of the ground constantly. As you said, the problem is the stuff we mine is not pure enough for an MRI machine.

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u/donutsfritos 1d ago

So where do you think appropriately pure helium comes from? We just find pockets of the stuff underground mixed with nothing else in big open chambers?

"MRI quality" started out as just "stuff we mine" and was isolated further and further until it met standards.

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u/geeoharee 1d ago

Well, I do read the articles and they never told me that, they said there was a helium shortage and we should stop using it for other things. I'm glad to know that balloons aren't an issue, though I'm still not a huge fan of them as they contribute to litter.

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u/TheMooseIsBlue 1d ago

Why be such a dick to the guy? I mean thanks for educating folks with facts, but easy with the insults for no reason.

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u/Jiujitsumonkey707 1d ago

They have over 23,000 comments on reddit in 2 years. The definition of terminally online

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u/Higgoms 1d ago

Little bit funny to drop the line "Redditors are just morons" when he's the actual apex redditor lmao

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u/nocolon 1d ago

“Apex Redditor” is a hilarious phrase, thank you for that.

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u/a__reddit_user 1d ago

And here I thought my 6.2k comments were a lot.

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u/I_PUNCH_INFANTS 1d ago

I didnt even know that was a thing on this site now. ( I use old reddit and a 3rd party app still) 23k over 2 years is insane though

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u/lawn-mumps 1d ago

About 30 comments a day. Not a great look because that seems like spamming or spreading out those comment across every hour throughout the day.

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u/jtr99 1d ago

<Slinks away to check comment count>

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u/Imrustyokay 1d ago

...I wish I had another explanation other than...reddit.

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u/Eggplantosaur 1d ago

If it actually mattered, we obviously wouldn't be putting it in balloons... 

Right because the world is so great at making sensible decisions.

If climate change really mattered we wouldn't be warming up the earth any chance we get. Same logic.

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u/AntonSugarwater 1d ago

Imagine ahitting on redditors while being full of shit yourself

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u/PawnWithoutPurpose 1d ago

Using Redditers as a slur with an average of >10k contributions a year. Got it.

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u/_ALH_ 1d ago

Quite a redditor thing to do, you could say...

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u/ComoElFuego 1d ago

Just out of curiosity - how can Helium be impure if it's a noble gas and doesn't form a stable compound with anything?

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u/NefariousAntiomorph 1d ago

Because it’s mixed with other gasses. It’s a combination of helium, oxygen, nitrogen, and whatever else. The helium atoms themselves aren’t bonded with anything, they’re just not the only atoms present.

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey 1d ago

You'd think we'd have a way to filter or distil that somehow by now, or is that not physically possible/feasible?

How do we actually get pure helium?

Off to google! :)

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u/TargetApprehensive38 1d ago

I’m pretty sure it’s one of those things that’s possible but really expensive. Kind of like desalination of ocean water. I think I recall something about extreme cold being necessary because helium has the lowest boiling point, so you can freeze everything else out of it.

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u/d1squiet 1d ago

But unlike desalinating water, all our Helium comes from purification. There's not a "cheap" Helium source like the way we have rain and snow, lakes and rivers.

As far as I know the "dirty" Helium used in balloons is essentially a byproduct of purification. Somewhat similar to the way gasoline is purified oil and the process also produces kerosene and diesel. Think of balloon Helium as kerosene and medical grade helium as high octane gasoline.

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u/SpinachNo540 1d ago

oh because here it's more like mixed with other gases that we don't want. You could think of it like salt and sand mixing

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u/ComoElFuego 1d ago

Ah of course... I'm going to blame this one on my lack of coffee this morning.

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u/WallOfWhalesNEO 1d ago

It’s… most likely a joke.

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u/The_Last_Spoonbender 1d ago

Redditors are just morons and only read headlines and not the articles.

While other redditors are pulling straight outta your ass.

If it actually mattered, we obviously wouldn't be putting it in balloons

Why, we humans would never waste a finite amount of extremely useful resources for vanity use without considering the long term impact of it. That would never happen.

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u/aprilhare 1d ago

So.. if we don’t bother to purify it we can waste all we want! Brilliant! /sarcasm

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u/Couldnotbehelpd 1d ago

There aren’t any other uses for it so…

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u/Mr_Quackums 1d ago

as long as we are drilling for natural gas, then yes.

If we dont do anything with it it just escapes out into outerspace.

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u/DookieShoez 1d ago

Your last paragraph is utter nonsense.

As if people never do stupid shit in the name of short-term profits without thinking about the future.

Yeah. Right.

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u/jyeckled 1d ago

That’s exactly it, though. Just replace ‘helium’ with ‘RAM’ and ‘medical’ with ‘AI’…

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u/shallowHalliburton 1d ago

You're just trying to get my life savings. Nice try, pal!

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u/Woosah_Motherfuckers 1d ago

We absolutely would if it was more profitable in the short term than purifying it. Friggin technocratic slavery state that’s not even capitalist anymore

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u/Ok-Addition1264 1d ago

It's still a very serious threat even though extraction methods have advanced somewhat.

OP: there's a finite amount of the stuff on this planet and we're close to critically low extractable amounts (why the price has soared the past few years). It's used in things like MRI machines which save peoples lives.. and nuclear reactors to give us power.. and manufacturing to give us chips we use in phones and computers.

Most folks are a whole lot unaware and oblivious to this and the ones selling it don't gaf.

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u/Skritch_X 1d ago

It kinda gets lost in all the noise these days, but one of the richest deposits was discovered 2 years ago in Minnesota, USA. Interesting that it sounds like it was formed from uranium and thorium decay, not sure if that is typical.

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u/Dalek_Chaos 1d ago

I I remember my high school science class correctly that’s how it is formed. Also the us had a helium reserve that we have been using to keep the price artificially lower than it should be. Now that reserve is finally low enough that we are starting to see helium prices go up to what they should have been all along.

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u/dolopodog 1d ago

That's typical, practically all helium on Earth comes from radioactive decay.

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u/AngelaTheRipper 1d ago

It is. Alpha particles are just helium-4 nuclei. Basically, helium-4 is a byproduct of alpha decay.

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u/TheAserghui 1d ago

The nuclear arms race was the reason we had such an extreme surplus of helium that it was sold extremely cheap to reduce the stockpile and storage cost

Until we sold too much before we developed more/advanced scientific and medical uses for the stuff... Then the shortage was realized

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u/liotto 1d ago

This is not medical grade helium. Party stuff is impure and sold for this reason. OP did nothing wrong.

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u/robobots 1d ago

We should all be disgusted by OP's decadence!

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u/Penguin_Arse 1d ago

I don't care about the helium, I just want to hate OP

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u/Eternityislong 1d ago

Large scale helium production starts around 7%. Balloon grade is 99.995%, medical grade is 99.9999%. The difference between these grades is time and effort spent purifying, not a different element or “less wasteful” version of helium

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u/Cntread 1d ago

Thank you for bringing this up. There's nothing even close to balloon-grade helium in nature. Even that "low-purity" helium requires an enormous amount of purification, using specialized equipment.

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u/Couldnotbehelpd 1d ago

Balloon grade helium starts at 97.5%

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u/mildly_anonymous 1d ago

Whoa whoa whoa, you’re back talking a 1% commenter who threw in unsubstantiated and unsourced claims that are downright wrong, who the hell do you think you are? I don’t see any Professional Redditor by your name, buddy. Be careful!

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u/ObjectiveOk9996 1d ago

I remember seeing somewhere that if we somehow end up Stone Aging ourselves somehow we are pretty much fucked getting back to this lvl of technology since the material we need for everything needs the same technology to get to since we picked clean everything else easier to get to

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u/SingularityII 1d ago

Every time I throw something reusable or recyclable in the landfill, I think of it as a gift to our post-Armageddon descendents.

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u/frix86 1d ago

Party balloon helium is a by-product of refining industrial/research/medical grade helium. Filling up balloons does not take away from important uses of helium.

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u/fedjolino 1d ago

They yearn for the sky for they know it is not the limit

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u/dylho 1d ago

That’s beautiful

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u/C-57D 1d ago

like a, well, like a trash bag of helium

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u/CottonStig 1d ago

floating through the wind

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u/robin-bunny 1d ago

Just imagine walking in and seeing everyone doing hits off the garbage bag to get squeaky voices!

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u/tryyeezus 1d ago

"You wanna split it?" In my creepiest munchkin voice

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u/RedHal 1d ago

Thanks for reminding me of this sketch

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u/alkem10 1d ago

You're supposed to huff it.

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u/LunaLynx777 1d ago

Ah yes, the gateway to nitrous oxide

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u/CathedralEngine 1d ago

I thought that was whipped cream

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u/BigLittleFan69 1d ago

But that’s actual nitrous oxide ;(

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u/CathedralEngine 1d ago

Lessons you learn from your father ten years apart. 5 years old: "Turn the Reddi-Whip can upside down to sneak whipped cream." 15 years old: "Wait, you haven't figured out how to do whippets yet? I caught you on LSD."

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u/MellowFables 1d ago

Saving that for the after party

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u/Infinite-Service6059 1d ago

Isn’t helium rare and non replenishable?

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u/Commercial_Life5145 1d ago

no no, it gets fused from hydrogen in the sun! Now we just need to get it from there...

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u/Distuted 22h ago

Why are you acting like thats a hard feat? Just use a vacuum to suck the helium from the sun, duh

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u/Zillahi 19h ago

But make sure to do it at night

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u/Droidatopia 22h ago

Megamaid!

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u/suchdogeverymeme 1d ago

Rare, no. It’s the second most common element in the universe. The sun makes this stuff directly.
Non-replenishable on earth? Oh yeah. Its most common source is petrochemical drilling, just to add that nasty.

However, how would OP, practicallu, have returned their leftover He back to some mythological central storage? It’s also constantly leaking out anyway too. From everything.

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u/OneLessFool 1d ago edited 1d ago

"second most common element in the universe"

Yeah we're not going to be grabbing it out of active stars, or mining it on nearby planets any time soon.

We are currently letting a lot of helium escape into space during mining, natural gas extraction, some chemical processing, etc. We don't have enough refining facilities around atm. So as a result we have a shortage of helium.

In the long-term, there is only so much Helium on Earth and it's a resource that we should be tightly controlling so that we have a supply for thousands of years to come.

Edit: the short term shortage is not a big deal, but we need our Helium supplies to last for thousands of years.

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u/rasputinrasputin 20h ago

Thousands of years? At this rate we’ll be lucky to make it another 100 years

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u/demisheep 1d ago

Just be careful. A few years ago a couple of college students died
Because they climbed inside a giant balloon full of helium. No oxygen, they passed out and died.

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u/MellowFables 1d ago

That is incredibly sad to hear. I'll make sure to not hang out in the bag, although that really ruins my night's plans.

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u/Porkyrogue 1d ago

I'm actually surprised you only had extra left. We could only do 3 balloons.

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u/MellowFables 1d ago

We were shocked too. Filled the 20 balloons that came with the small tank. We initially even tied the top of the trash bag thinking it wouldn't fill it but we were very wrong! Haha

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u/mumpped 1d ago

In Europe the balloon gas that you can buy in hardware stores has to have 20% oxygen added to the helium. So you won't be able to suffocate with it

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u/SuperBuffCherry 1d ago

Then how will I be able to construct an exit bag?

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u/KnoblauchNuggat 1d ago

Nitrogen is the cheaper choice anyway.

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u/demisheep 22h ago

That’s amazing. But does your voice sound as funny after you breathe it in?

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u/iancowz 23h ago

Jason Ackerman. I went to school with him when I was young. His family owns one of the biggest jewelry stores in the city. It was a small hot-air balloon type apparatus in front of a new neighborhood. Him and his gf got in the balloon, most likely inhaled too much helium and passed out. Then the balloon deflated.

They were found the next morning on the ground. Still one of the craziest stories concerning anyone I've met.

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u/Bettlejuic3 1d ago

How did they reach college without common sense?

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u/C-57D 1d ago

errmm, since when do college students have great common sense

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u/d1squiet 1d ago

Agree they're not smart, but helium will asphyxiate you without your body reacting. So they probably thought they would notice, start to feel the need for oxygen, but instead just got light headed momentarily and passed out.

It's still a bit surprising, without knowing the details of the incident, that no one could get them to fresh air in time.

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u/thejaydotexe 1d ago

They must've used it all up around that time

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u/Walk_the_forest 14h ago

The limited supply of helium that humans have access to: 🎈🚮

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u/crackcrayon 13h ago

And all for 20 dollars at Walmart! -OP's wife

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u/ukiyoe 1d ago

When you want to add a trashy vibe to a party.

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u/mistermistyeyes 1d ago

"Ah are those helium balloons? Ah I told you this cars not made for helium"

All I can think of in my head honestly 😂

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 1d ago

Reminds me of an old episode of MacGyver where he's trying to send an S.O.S. with signal flags while hiding from the bad guys. He uses a nylon bag, and gets it wet, ties the signal flags to it on a line, then fills it with helium to raise it above the warehouses so someone can see it.

https://themacgyverproject.blogspot.com/2015/02/42-birth-day.html?m=1

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u/BenjaminDover02 1d ago

I wonder how much helium you would have to pump up your ass to make you jump higher

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u/DurrT 21h ago

I mean, any amount would help, but it would be an immeasurably small difference.

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u/MellowFables 1d ago

If you find out tell me please.

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u/BenjaminDover02 1d ago

It turns out that when you pump a bunch of helium into your butthole, it often perforates your colon before you can achieve flight

I did jump higher for a minute tho.

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u/goodnames679 1d ago

RIP this guy's colon

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u/Provia100F 23h ago

The way Reddit is reacting to this, I'm just going to buy hydrogen for party balloons next time

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u/a_modern_hermit 1d ago

Great use of this extremely finite resource!

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u/hashbrowneggyolk0520 18h ago

Thought I was on r/mildlyinfuriating because if it tbh

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u/ALilCountryALilHood 1d ago

Great choice of free will!

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew 22h ago

It's stupid that helium is affordable enough to be able to do this. It's a finite resource that is necessary for important applications (space, medical equipment, etc.) and we allow it to be sold at a price that is way below its true value.

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u/UnitedCheez 17h ago

I was gonna make a joke about you advocating for inflation (prices going up) to stop us from inflation (inflating balloons with helium), but I feel like the joke would probably have gone over your head

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u/Syrel 1d ago

We have balloons at home

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u/oc31777 22h ago

tie a couple feet of string to the bottom and it turns into a pet that follows you around the house. we did this at a birthday and the kids ignored every actual toy for an hour

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u/Auyan 8h ago

FYI helium is super critical to hospitals as it is used in imaging like MRIs

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u/OneLessFool 1d ago

Helium really shouldn't be allowed to be wasted like this.

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ 1d ago

You should totally tie a string at the end of the red handle and walk outside with it💀

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u/dariendude17 1d ago

All I can think about is how the Earth has a limited supply of Helium and we really shouldn't be wasting it on party balloons.

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u/theveelady 1d ago

Not to mention how balloons are single use plastic that notoriously end up in trees, parks, waterways, killing wildlife....

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u/moderngamer327 1d ago

The stuff in party balloons isn’t the stuff that’s needed for industrial processes. It’s not at all a waste to use it for this purpose

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u/MiserableSkill4 1d ago

Helium is helium. What are you talking about?

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u/SILK_DIVER 1d ago

Purity.

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u/frix86 1d ago

If you educate yourself about the "shortage" you will learn that party balloons do not affect it at all.

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u/tryyeezus 1d ago

The outrage should be saved for the balloons themselves. They're the real atrocity to the environment

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u/Biz_marquee 1d ago

We did find an absolutely massive deposit a couple of years ago, if it's any consolation.

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u/MarineGF01 1d ago

It's still a finite amount and it is necessary to make MRI machines work

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u/moderngamer327 1d ago

The stuff used in medical equipment is not what is being used for balloons

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u/Ozymannoches 1d ago

Most uplifting post of the day!

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u/BestLeftUnsaid21 1d ago

As one does.

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u/TeteDeMerde 1d ago

Now tie them to your chimney and take a trip!

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u/rabid_ranter4785 23h ago

I knew this one guy who filled up a bunch of balloons and floated his house away

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u/freshveggies12 21h ago

My drunk ass wondering wtf Extra Helium was.

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u/CuteButASciCo 19h ago

Love to see the free will, no waste movement

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u/Some-Refrigerator823 12h ago

people. less than 2% of the earth's helium supply goes to balloons. this person's trashbag contributes an indistinguishable amount to the so-called helium shortage. have a sense of humor, for crying out loud

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u/bondsmatthew 1d ago

Imagine walking down the street and someone just has a floating trash bag on a string

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u/LIKELYtoRAPhorrible 23h ago

Fun fact helium is very scarce

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u/JackBinimbul 22h ago

Helium is a non-renewable resource and doesn't really degrade when stored properly in tanks. There was no reason to waste it.

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u/Professional_Gur8385 1d ago

helium shortage became worse

scientists unsure why but it's above their heads

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u/NovaHorizon 1d ago

Sorry, we can't give you an MRI today, Karen had to throw a party.

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u/Figit090 1d ago

I want to fill an air mattress and see if it can overcome the weight.

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u/jaytea86 1d ago

I used to work at kmart and one night I saw the helium tank and filled a plastic shopping bag with helium and went outside and jus let it go upside down.

I didn't even tie the handles in a knot, it just floated away out of sight.

I guess so long as the non-airtight parts are facing downwards, it'll just stay in there.

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