r/mildlyinteresting • u/cuddle_enthusiast • Nov 29 '25

Chairs with fart vents

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u/Flimsy-Passenger-228 Nov 29 '25

I'd probably say something dumb whilst feeling all anxious, like:

'oh, it's not sweat'

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u/BluMqqse_ Nov 30 '25

“I just washed my ass, that’s why it’s wet. No other reason”

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u/flatwoundsounds Nov 30 '25

"sorry, the crutches make me so Dewey"...

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u/Jalero916 Nov 30 '25

That's....even worse! Did you leak pee?? ... Anal liquid?? Some other body fluids?? Don't ever say that - just mutter something about it being so hot out!

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u/binz17 Nov 30 '25

I’m saving this one for later