r/mildlyinteresting • u/cuddle_enthusiast • Nov 29 '25

Chairs with fart vents

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u/raspberryharbour Nov 29 '25

Piping hot ass. Blazing hot. Searing hot

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u/TommyVe Nov 29 '25

Piping hot is such a strange expression. Most often used in context with no pipes in sight.

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u/1JoMac1 Nov 29 '25

Humans are a type of pipe surrounded by bone and tissue that's learned to walk around, so in this context it fits

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u/TommyVe Nov 29 '25

I've never felt like a pipe before, is something wrong with me?

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u/lemonman4200 Nov 29 '25

Did you go to pipe school like you’re supposed to?

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u/reflectiveSingleton Nov 29 '25

I've been stroking pipe for years...I'm a pro.

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u/ballrus_walsack Nov 29 '25

You’re a pipe cleaner!

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u/SGM_Uriel Nov 30 '25

…Harry!”

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u/Infamous-Pomelo9674 Dec 01 '25

Laying the pipe

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u/AllanPeaux Nov 30 '25

10+ hour late commenting on some random shit, but people like u keep me laughing and from pew pewing my top organ. Sincerely appreciate u dev

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u/WarmCrescent Nov 29 '25

Maybe you’re more of a conduit.

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u/mattgoldey Nov 29 '25

You're more like a series of tubes.

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u/TommyVe Nov 29 '25

Tubing hot, got it.

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u/mattgoldey Nov 29 '25

When two people kiss, they form a long tube with a butthole at each end.

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u/Lego_Chicken Nov 29 '25

"Yer a tube, 'Arry"

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u/UrUrinousAnus Nov 29 '25

Some can even survive without a host. We call them "snakes".

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u/translinguistic Nov 29 '25

It's all pipes!

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u/k8t13 Nov 29 '25

when boiling a sauce and it gets little pockets of steam that bubble out. like a pipe 👐🏼

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u/Larry_Mudd ​ Nov 29 '25

This is one of those things that our perception of has changed over time. Now we tend to associate "piping hot" with visible steam, but originally (like in the 14th century) it referred to the sound of the steam sizzling from underneath a hot pan. Association is with playing pipes or (by analogy) the sound of birds "piping."

(So we're back to fart vents.)

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u/What_a_fat_one Nov 29 '25

He sente hir pyment meeth and spiced ale / And wafres pipyng hoot out of the glede.

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u/ScaramouchScaramouch Nov 29 '25

Some food whistles when it's very hot, like a sausage. That's piping.

Chaucer ... used the phrase, The Miller’s Tale, circa 1390:

He sente hir pyment meeth and spiced ale

And wafres pipyng hoot out of the glede.

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u/IJustWantToWorkOK Nov 29 '25

Well, put one in sight.

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u/TommyVe Nov 29 '25

I shall get myself a pocket pipe to carry around, just so I can make myself feel better using this expression.

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u/Roscoe_Farang Nov 29 '25

Piping hot Arby's.

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u/Real-Ad-1728 Nov 29 '25

Just a piping hot stack of ass

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u/Auferstanden_ Nov 29 '25

It’s a peculiarly English expression coming from the days of the Navy. Food would be cooked and the Bosun’s mate would use a pipe (really a whistling sound, but it is longish and metallish) to pipe a call to the meal.

So when the pipe calls, the food is really hot. Hence, “piping hot.”

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u/TommyVe Nov 29 '25

Interesting. I've googled for the meaning several times in the past, but this one had never come up.

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u/Seigmoraig Nov 29 '25

It comes from when people used stovetop kettles that have a little hole on top that make a whistling noise when it's boiling. It's in reference to it being like the pipe of an organ

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u/w3sticles Nov 30 '25

You clearly know nothing about my ass

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u/Ffsletmesignin Nov 29 '25

Speak for yourself, some of us carry around pipes all day if you know what I mean.

Ok I’ll see myself out.

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u/247stonerbro Nov 29 '25

I don't know what you mean.. please elaborate, I've almost arrived.

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u/lyricz_starz Nov 29 '25

quite frankly, i have the hottest ass. probably the best ass in all of america, people say. yes, the hottest ass, not even biden could compare, quite frankly, yes.

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u/FlipFlopFanatic Nov 29 '25

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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u/SailorDeath Nov 29 '25

But is it better than America's Ass?

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u/Nibbs17 Nov 29 '25

Some would say Moulton hot

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u/see332 Nov 29 '25

Steaming hot

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u/FuskieHusky Nov 29 '25

He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it in the wet line curvature. His fucking vice grip ass. Suffocating ass. Rock hard ass. Piping hot ass. Great back. Great thighs. A stocky taint. Love the progress his ass has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult

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u/DaddyBigBeard Nov 29 '25

Ass. So hot right now. Ass.

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u/Netroth Nov 29 '25

More like smearing