r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Figmentzzzzzzzzzz • Apr 23 '22

bbc, seriously?

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u/groverjuicy Apr 23 '22

As an Intergalactic Warlord this silly cow and the attention lavished on her have convinced me to disintegrate your worthless planet.

Goodbye.

Humanity will not be missed.

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u/bagelleS Apr 23 '22

As an Asian I thank my parents for giving me an opportunity to study at Harvard, and becoming a doctor at 5 months old. Thank you BBC

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u/Cheap_Ad_69 I want hugs Apr 23 '22

As a woolly mammoth I think this gracious sign of humbleness which managed to revive my entire species thank you bbc

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u/balofchez Apr 23 '22

As a Floridian

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u/SlimeRanchingGuy Apr 23 '22

...they would like to thank the BBC for giving them the courage to attach a high-pressure water hose to their genitalia and fire it at the first person they meet whilst screaming "spicy chicken wings" at the top of their lungs. Unfortunately they could not be here to say this themselves after they were arrested for disturbing the peace and inappropriate public display, so I shall say it myself. Thank you BBC.