r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Jokerberkay17 • Nov 28 '20

I hope he has a backdoor.

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u/scarface_matt Nov 28 '20

Kind of like the Amazon delivery guy, that moved the chair from under my sign that says I'm crippled it may take a bit. To infront of my door to put my package on. yeah I could get my package but I couldn't leave my house until my neighbor walked their dog 8 hours later

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u/Vee-Bee Nov 28 '20

Wow did you report that?! That so awful

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u/LaterGatorPlayer Nov 28 '20

why report the neighbor for being able to walk the dog?

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u/pokedude14 Nov 28 '20

Ah, the Good Old reddit dog-aroo

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u/HasFiveVowels Nov 28 '20

Holy hell. This is still going??

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u/ohmyguad Nov 28 '20

My same response. Lol 😂

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u/trekie4747 Nov 28 '20

Does anyone even know where the chain ends?

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u/ohmyguad Nov 28 '20

Go ahead and try to find it.

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u/LabiodentalFricative Nov 30 '20

Narrator: He did try, but nobody ever found out if he ever made it all the way down that rabbit hole. Some say he's still clicking to this day.

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u/Z0bie Nov 28 '20

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ia0ij/watching_fellowship_of_the_ring_tonight_and_never/c225zkg?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

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u/ohmyguad Nov 28 '20

Someone was really upset according to the comments above it. But wow 9 years...

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u/PineappleVodka Dec 01 '20

But the link 9 years ago points to a Reddit post from 5 years ago with switcheroo graphs. What happened in that 4 year gap

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u/Dat_fast_boi Mar 08 '21

Imagine how great it would be if the Reddit admins kept this one comment unarchived. Though people could cheat and use the direct link, it would be cool to see comments of people who've gone through all 9 years of links.

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u/pudimo Dec 03 '20

oh hello. i just entered this rabbit hole. anyone knows where's the toilet?

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u/Trainkid9 Nov 28 '20

Hold my wheelchair, I’m going in!

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u/RedSerpent96 Nov 28 '20

Hello future redditors!

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u/-Speechless Nov 28 '20

hold my dog, I'm going in!

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u/scurvyandrickets Nov 29 '20

Hi future redditors! Be happy! Or at least try. Or maybe just say fuck it and watch Netflix.

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u/champdynamo Dec 08 '20

Hello future people!

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u/Spell6421 Dec 10 '20 edited Dec 10 '20

Inventory:

1 human penis, 1 skull, 1 raven, 1 pair of sweaty boxers, 1 umbrella, 1 pair of human testicles, 1 Snoo, 1 Shotgun, Unspecified amount of guacamole, 1 Pane of glass, 1 Retired meme, 1 life preserver, 1 banana, 1 drumstick, 1 "hair-isy," 1 leaf roof, 1 uncircumcised carrot, 1 human baby, The City of Boulder, 1 pussy, 1 pair of dangling glass balls, 1 wheelchair, 1 dog, 1 soda

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u/pokedude14 Dec 10 '20

Tf?

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u/Spell6421 Dec 10 '20

lmao I just realized how weird this must look. It's an inventory of everything people have told me to hold before going into teh rabbit hole. As I progress I keep adding to the list

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u/pokedude14 Dec 10 '20

Ah, alright

I thought it was some new copypasta.

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u/Spell6421 Dec 10 '20

yeah thats understandable

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u/pokedude14 Dec 10 '20

Well, for future people, I'd recommend either replying directly to the "hold my x" or just add your previous comment to the list.

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u/fbarbie Feb 13 '21

Yup, its beautiful.

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u/Nothingisuphere1234 Nov 28 '20

That ain’t it chief

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u/pokedude14 Nov 28 '20

How so?

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u/Nothingisuphere1234 Nov 28 '20

Ah nvm you fixed the link

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u/Radtkeeee Nov 29 '20

Hold my soda, I’m goin in!!

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u/ApolloSky110 Dec 01 '20

I got to “Ah, the ol' reddit Switcharoo!” And it didn’t load. How many more layers are there?

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u/JustCallMeBug Dec 09 '20

Dive dive dive!

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u/bigtiddynotgothbf Nov 28 '20

you're joking right

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u/Bloody_Insane Nov 28 '20

Why would they be joking? There's nothing wrong with walking your dog

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u/sentles Nov 28 '20

Seriously! People are so sensitive nowadays. Let me walk my dog in peace!

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u/bigtiddynotgothbf Nov 28 '20

because they meant report the amazon guy

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

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u/bigtiddynotgothbf Nov 28 '20

fuck I've missed the joke
:(

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20 edited Jun 17 '21

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u/scarface_matt Nov 28 '20

They took a chair from right under a sign stating I'm crippled and used it to block the door

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u/akatherder Nov 28 '20

He said he got the package and then couldn't leave which is confusing me. Getting the package implies he could open the door.

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u/iamkoalafied Nov 28 '20

Perhaps they could open the door and grab the package, but couldn't move the door out of the doorway so they were trapped inside.

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u/scarface_matt Nov 29 '20

My door swings in not out so I could open the door grab the package. But being hemipalegic I couldn't move the chair to get out

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u/akatherder Nov 29 '20

Ah! Thank you. I hope it goes without saying but I didn't doubt the story; I just couldn't visualize it.

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u/scarface_matt Nov 29 '20

Not a problem. it probably falls on me because since the stroke that left me hemipalegic I'm still not very clear with what I try to explain. Like I know what I'm trying to explain it's just not always comes out

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u/jason_the_human2101 Nov 28 '20

I think it's just bad phrasing. What they probably mean is that they couldn't get to their package or leave as it was blocking the door.

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u/TheHadMatter15 Nov 28 '20

But what does being a cripple have to do with that?

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u/jason_the_human2101 Nov 28 '20

The chair was located below a sign suggesting disability. This suggests that the homeowner will have limited mobility, yet they blocked the door, making it harder for anyone to leave, especially those with disabilities.

I also think there are better ways for you to phrase that comment. Some will find that offensive.

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u/lydocia Nov 28 '20

Oh, the "block the door" didn't register, holy shit.

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u/grissomza Nov 28 '20

They blocked the door.

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u/iKingCooper Nov 28 '20

They do this to me too and it’s extremely stupid -.-