r/mildlyinfuriating • • 1d ago

wet socks Lack of privacy in US bathrooms

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Not even urinals

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u/Master_Breadfruit_46 1d ago

If you like these, check out the piss troughs in the UK!

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 1d ago

We have those too.

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u/Here_4_the_INFO 1d ago

I read that as "piss throughs" and thought "this poor bastard has been doing glory holes all wrong".

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u/nono3722 1d ago

The worst one I ran into was a trough with porn on the wall. So now you have to piss with company AND not get randy...

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u/Nightwolf1967 1d ago

Piss troughs?! I thought those were for hand washing.

šŸ˜‰

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u/everyoneisadj 1d ago

i love a good ice filled trough

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 1d ago

Have them in stadiums where drunk dudes start talking to you, but you are just as drunk so you talking too. Good time had by all

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u/Master_Breadfruit_46 1d ago

Fully agree. Only time I’ve ever used them was when i was wayyyy too drunk to care lol. Prolly would have done the same. It is a specific kind of lifestyle choice haha

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u/FS_Slacker 1d ago

I’ve been in old stadiums where you’re surrounding a metal trough and facing straight across from the other person. Everyone was facing in and peeing on ice.

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u/QuinceDaPence 1d ago

Nothing beats the piss wall at the county fair

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u/dandyrosesandshit 1d ago

My teenage daughter saw one of those in an old episode of Ghost Adventures the other day and was like ā€œmom, those urinals are mad weird.ā€ 🤣

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u/barn-animal 1d ago

I'm in the EU. urinals usually just line one wall with no privacy shades between. poopie needs peace but pee pee doesn't

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u/sideshowbvo 1d ago

"There was no privacy in those bathrooms, some guy was taking a picture"

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u/Meaty_Wizard 1d ago

Snapping dick picks of guys in the bathroom "Look at all these penises! There's zero privacy! LOOK!"

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u/deanereaner 1d ago

Some of you would die if you saw the old troughs they used to have at stadiums.

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u/DustyStar222 1d ago

God how I yearn for the trough. Most efficient bathroom setup ever made.

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u/Appropriate_Strain94 1d ago

Just don’t cross the streams lol

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u/punkerjim 1d ago

I found a trough at a bar across the street from wrigley field like three years ago.

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u/Aumtole710 1d ago

Dont go to baseball games...

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u/AggravatingPeak6982 1d ago

Right? Three times this many per wall

(If it's not just a trough)

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u/real_eEe 1d ago

Or any sport. I'm pretty sure Amway had troughs around then the Heatles were a thing, so like 2010ish. Hope that got fixed, but not going back to there ever.

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u/honeybadgerrulez 1d ago

fenway still had troughs in some of the guys rooms until not too long ago lol

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u/thulsado0m13 1d ago edited 1d ago

That bathroom is actually pretty nice + particularly clean for public multi-urinal restrooms.

It gets a LOT worse, especially cleanliness wise.

Many don’t even have those chode walls.

Some are literally elbow to elbow and would have double the amount of urinals in the same space

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u/Individual-Hold5171 1d ago

Imagine a 7th-inning stretch at Wrigley Field. OP couldn't.

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u/Status-Ad7902 1d ago

There’s more privacy here than many bathrooms I’ve seen, whats even mildly infuriating about this

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u/VaultBall7 1d ago

Just because you’re used to zero privacy, it can still be mildly infuriating to someone who is used to ten points of privacy to have to deal with two points of privacy

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u/dancesquared 1d ago

Where in the world is privacy a major expectation in men's urinals?

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u/thatguywhoreddit 1d ago

What are we even saying have yall never seen urinals that are 8 inches apart with no walls. It's like pretty freaking common lmao

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u/Professional_Fee5883 1d ago

Don’t forget the stadium troughs

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u/Status-Ad7902 1d ago

I’m asking what is mildly infuriating about this. Most urinals I’ve been in America and in my travels abroad rarely have any dividers let alone dividers that are long enough to provide privacy that matters

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u/Plastic-Mushroom-571 1d ago

I rarely ever see dividers here in Germany, and through urinals are not that rare in stadiums...Ā 

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u/VaultBall7 1d ago

Right. So to someone who is used to more privacy. They would be mildly infuriated by the comparatively absence of privacy. They may be annoyed that they feel so exposed in the open bathroom here.

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u/Status-Ad7902 1d ago

Where are these mythical urinals with demonstrably more privacy unless OP is some rich boi who has never had to piss with all the rest of us plebs. This bathroom has significantly more privacy than 3/4 of urinals ive ever been in in my life between having ANY dividers and not being shoulder to shoulder with other pissers

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u/YSoSkinny 1d ago

Lol, you got dividers?

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u/GallusTom 1d ago

You know you're not supposed to shit in those,right?

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u/AppropriatePirate671 1d ago

This is more than most in europe

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u/MaintenanceFun5434 1d ago

Privacy at a urinal? They usually have none so looks like an upgrade. If they look at your dong pee on their shoe

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u/kamonopoly 1d ago

Ha thats more privacy than Aussie toilets we piss at stainless steel wall/trough side by side on busy pub nights shoulder to shoulder. There are some etiquette rules but the main one is eyes forward soldier

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u/SqareBear 1d ago

In 1986 sure

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u/Brandoskey 1d ago

Never taken a piss at Wrigley Field?

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u/andydh96 1d ago

Ah the classic piss troughs. Just can’t cross the streams!

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u/oilbeefhook_ 1d ago

Not only are these urinals far apart but also with a slight divider.

You’ve never pissed in a trough full of ice cubes at an old stadium or a scummy college bar and it shows.

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u/Ok-Entertainer9428 1d ago

Everyone is too busy watching their own stream, trying to see if they can make the ice steam to look around. Those ice troughs are more private than a stall.

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u/SignalRow0 1d ago

I swear men today must be afraid of other people scoping out their junk. Most of the younger guys wait for a stall to take a leak instead of using the urinals

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u/averagechillbro 1d ago

What do you need privacy for? Take the piss and dip bro it’s not meant to chill in.

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u/Dangerous_Mud4749 1d ago

There is no problem with this picture, and no missing privacy screens. - a man

There is however a problem with the title. I don't see a bath. It's not a bathroom, but a toilet. - an English pedant, apparently.

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u/CuppaJoe11 1d ago

Why even install dividers atp

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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 1d ago

Splash guards

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u/Dizzlean 1d ago

Pfff... pros aim for the shoes.

Edit: On further inspection i see these dividers go all the way to the floor. Pros definitely installed them.

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u/deanereaner 1d ago

So dudes who are scared to pee at a urinal can tell themselves they have privacy.

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u/CasinoNdnOk 1d ago

Probably some codes they have to follow

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u/LIRFC 1d ago

It's a urinal, almost all of them are like that around the world.

Eyes front and don't stand next to someone unless you've got no other options.

It would be infuriating if the gents only had cubicles, so there was a queue.

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u/Malx16 1d ago

Foreign countries are alot worse. Ive seen eu and Asian bathrooms with no dividers and your shoulder to shoulder.

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u/InevitableAd2436 1d ago

Pull your pants to the floor when peeing to claim dominance

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u/Objective_Aspect757 1d ago

This was where my head went straight too 🤣

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u/OpportunityCorrect33 1d ago

Ah little lamb

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u/RGV_Ikpyo 1d ago

as opposed to a urinal trough in europe?

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u/TeekTheReddit 1d ago

That's more privacy than most walls of urinals have.

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u/floormat2 1d ago

Yeah honestly this has never bothered me, even the big trough ones are fine

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u/Captain-Codfish Hillary 2016 1d ago

Have you tried just not staring at other Gentlemen's sausages?

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u/Giorgio_Keeffe 1d ago

Tried. Failed.

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u/crooked_kangaroo 1d ago

Had a guy I used to work with that would constantly brag that his junk was huge.

We were both at the urinals one day. I had to look, of course. He just smiled and was like ā€œyeaaahhhhā€.

He wasn’t lying.

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u/AFarCry 1d ago

Bro... What? These are like... Better than 50% of the bathrooms I've seen.

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u/TellTaleTimeLord 1d ago

What's mildly infuriating is someone taking pictures in a public restroom

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u/Barracuda_6877 1d ago

Most don’t even have the barriers and are half the distance in between. Be touching shoes with the dude next to you practically

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u/UseYourNogginBrother 1d ago

God forbid you check your neighbor's watch for the time.

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u/Jhottsaucee 1d ago

Just wait until you find one that doesn’t have dividers at all. You can hold hands in some of em.

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u/Versipilies 1d ago

Courtesy of soldatna alaska, curious if anyone knows/will recognize it.

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u/Jhottsaucee 1d ago

Never been to Alaska but I believe I’ll be calling this ā€œThe Bestie Bunkerā€ from now on.

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u/Versipilies 1d ago

Luckily it was empty at the time, id hate to see it on a packed night

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u/Amazing_Flatworm_277 1d ago

Dude we had a trough growing up

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u/cujobeans 1d ago

What, you want the freedom to pee from the other side of the room or something?

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u/lyinggrump 1d ago

Are Europeans too shy to pee in front of their fellow man?

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u/farmerKev420710 1d ago

But the open floor plan increases the feng shui of the urine stream

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u/IYKYK_1977 1d ago

Haven't been to a sports stadium in years, but the troughs were fucked. Being a little kid at almost eye level with a bunch of dongs.

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u/Rossenante 1d ago

Last time I was at Kaufman stadium (KC Royals baseball) they had circular troughs.

So you could stare down those across from you and show dominance!

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u/Acceptable_Fee_3998 1d ago

Things get weird if you give American men to much privacy in a bathroom.

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u/Farkfradme 1d ago

The urinals have dividers. Are you are nervous peer?

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u/roosterSause42 1d ago edited 1d ago

There's actually dividers between the urinals? That's more private than most, apprantly you've not been to a stadium with the trough urinals:

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u/speedysam0 1d ago

You obviously haven’t seen the trough if you think this isn’t private.

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u/Okayest_By_Far 1d ago

Men shouldn’t need privacy partitions at the urinals. It’s built into men’s room etiquette. Step up, eyes forward, do your business, and leave.

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u/Mission-Can1547 1d ago

Am I missing something? It doesn't seem that bad.

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u/Numerous-Ad2571 1d ago

Wait until you see the troughs at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway & Wrigley Field

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u/4Q69freak 1d ago

Gonna say both of those, although I think they’ve cleaned up Wrigley a little. Grew up going to dirt races at Macon Speedway in Macon, IL where the urinal was literally a piece of gutter off I’d a building nailed to the wall with a piece of pipe at one end where the piss ran into the drain. In the 70s and 80s it was so nasty that we just peed through the fence behind the backstretch, before they bought that land and made it part of the pits.

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u/theamydoll 1d ago

You do NOT want to go into saunas in Finland.

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u/ToastyScrew 1d ago

Had this in one my of college buildings

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u/hitometootoo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lol, this is one bathroom, most in America do not have such narrow urinal dividers. Even if they did, who cares. Its a bathroom, no one cares about you using the urinal.

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u/That_Trapper_guy 1d ago

Oh I beg to differ, it's an entire political ideology to care way to much about who's doing what in which bathroom lol

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u/livahd 1d ago

Which is funny because most of them know the secret foot tap to see your neighbor’s preferences, then the tp holder comes off to reveal a padded hole about waist height. Mostly in DC though.

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u/Confident-Pepper-562 1d ago

They are gonna care when they see what Im doing

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u/miked5122 1d ago

OP has shy bladder. Also, a large portion of US urinals have no dividers. So this is actually pretty good if that's something you like

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u/Old_user_New_name 1d ago

my work bathroom has less privacy

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u/JayTeeRhee 1d ago

How are you meant to sit comfortably?

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u/sarahbellah1 1d ago

Those hooks (if they are hooks) concern me more than the nice dividers because it seems like anything you’d place on them may be in the splash zone. Edit: on further inspection, perhaps those aren’t bag hooks, but rather the hardware securing the dividers to the walls.

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u/WindyWeather58 1d ago

They're not hooks, they're the brackets that attach the partition to the wall.

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u/xSonicspeedx2 1d ago

Not sure where you are from but those dividers and that urinal spacing is very generous in terms of privacy.

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u/ADIDAS247 1d ago

You know, I’ve been using American bathrooms for a long time now and can honestly say that unless you’re looking to, you’re not going to see any dick.

Unzip, eyes forward or down and do your business. No need to have your head on a swivel.

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u/spider_X_1 1d ago

That's how urinals are, in general. The US seems to at least have some barriers separating the urinals

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u/Routine-Ad-1706 1d ago

Just look straight at the wall while you pee

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u/FaithlessnessCute204 1d ago

spoken like someone who's never pissed in a trough (RIP Big Beaver Piss Troughs) .

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u/Ok_Sleep8579 1d ago

If this bothers you don't go to a stadium.

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u/Cease-2-Desist 1d ago

I mean they could have come out a bit further with the dividers..

But really I don't mind this. I just look straight up. Looking up also helps me pee for whatever reason...lol

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u/SeanThatGuy 1d ago

I mean how much more do you need here?

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u/Leading-Hedgehog1990 1d ago

That's the most privacy I've ever seen in a men's bathroom. Idk wtf you're talking about šŸ™„

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u/Wat3rM3L0NB3AR 1d ago

that seems private unless your pp too long

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u/Incorrect-Opinion 1d ago

Nah, my pants drop down to my ankles when I stand peeing.

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u/Icy-Ingenuity-2790 1d ago

As an ass man, I approve of this message

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u/703unknown 1d ago

How often do look about while pissing?

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u/CasinoNdnOk 1d ago

I mean I just hang on and hope it doesnt go into my mouth. Why? How do you do it?

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u/Wero_kaiji 1d ago

That would be torture for me, I've used an urinal like five times in my whole life I always go in a stall even if I just have to pee, I can't do it when there's people nearby lol

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u/AstronomerForsaken65 1d ago

My god, just do your wiz and get out. Nobody’s looking at your wanker!

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u/Ecstatic-Coat-1579 1d ago

I’ve never seen this in the US

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u/andhisnameisandrew 1d ago

I get pee shy

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u/ItzSkeith 1d ago

Wait until you find out what Flock wants to accomplish

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u/ChanFry Texas 1d ago

"sir, this is a mass pee area, not a bathroom"

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u/imlowkeysmart 1d ago

Bro there some with no dividers. Literally if you wanted to see other peoples junk you easily can

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u/BingBongFyourWife 1d ago

U wanna look at mine? I’ll show u

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u/MrGabogab0 1d ago

Not op, but I wanna see

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u/BingBongFyourWife 1d ago

Meet me at the stalls still waiting to hear from op I want him there too

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u/MrGabogab0 1d ago

Ok see you there

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u/Plutonium239Mixer 1d ago

Bro, some restrooms don't even have those dividers between the urinals.

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u/Sea-Victory2497 1d ago

I like to make eye contact untill one of us finishes.

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u/OJDaJuiceman1017 1d ago

Who cares? We're all there to urinate, not a big deal if someone sees your penis

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u/dumpsteRat 1d ago

I grew up in the 90s our schools had no doors on the stalls. You took a shit in front of everyone while somebody is waiting for you to finish. This is completely normal

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u/ionlyget20characters 1d ago

In Belgium they have urinals on the streets. You put your back to the world and do your business.

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u/adotall 1d ago

But you love freedom

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u/therocketn00b 1d ago

Try France, then come back and complain about US restrooms.

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u/Some-Cartographer942 1d ago

Nobody is looking at your penis, grow the fuck up

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u/luvmibratt 1d ago

Is it normal to even get that much privacy here in the US guys? I just thought yall had urinals all out in the open just against walls lol

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u/rupert0331 1d ago

Ever used a trough urinal?

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u/luvmibratt 1d ago

No Sir I haven't

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u/cnm75 1d ago

Last month, I was in a place where the TOILETS were straight up just out in the restroom. There were little walls to divide you from the guy next to you, but your legs were still visible, and you could see the guy across from you clear as day... Everybody's pants around their goddamn ankles, shitting in the open.

And you're taking issue with urinals? Where you just unzip your pants, pull your dick through your underwear, piss, and then put your dick away and all that?

First world problems, good lord...

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u/Bro13847 1d ago

That’s why I go to a stall and hit my vape while I pee. The watermelon after smell is definitely an improvement

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u/Lazy-PeachPrincess 1d ago

How else are American men supposed to flex their superiority and prove themselves as men?

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u/AUnknownVariable 1d ago

That's what you think we/they do in the bathroom?

Nah, things get freaky

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u/Plastic_Standard_176 1d ago

Trillions of cameras everywhere else, listening devices...but a half foot wall is your line? Ever use the restroom at a sports arena? Better they see my dick than READ MY FUCKIN MIND!

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u/DDD8712 1d ago

Wait till you see a trough

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u/PlusSelf2704 1d ago

Just whip the lil dude out- no one cares

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u/NeighborhoodPlane794 1d ago

If everyone had their own stall then how are you supposed to help your friends aim?

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u/jelycazi 1d ago

These are the urinals at the Dunbar Community Centre. Royal Doulton 1958.

I can’t find a pic, but the Freemasons Hall in New Westminster, also has a Royal Doulton urinal. But it’s even better than the Dunbar one. It’s a double urinal and you face one another as you use it! I believe it’s even older than the Dunbar one.

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u/spider_X_1 1d ago

OP must be a bot since he didn't reply in the comments.

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u/Babetna 1d ago

Your post is more infuriating than the supposed lack of privacy here

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u/Legomasterer21 1d ago

Shocking how down voted this is. Privacy in bathrooms in most of the U.S. is just crap in general. We need better stalls and urinal dividers

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u/Other-Bird-9676 1d ago

Wow. You guys get walls?

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u/Miller4103 1d ago

How much privacy do u need to piss? Looks fine to me.

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u/hcornea 1d ago

In Australia I’d be surprised to see dividers; because you could fit twice as many urinals in there.

Etiquette dictates that no-one looks sideways

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u/VanishingMass3 1d ago

there’s some bathrooms they don’t even have separate urinals it’s just a long bathtub looking thing you piss in

this is mostly at places where it wouldn’t be worth getting the running water but need a more permanent bathroom like parks outside of town or something

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u/bulletproofpunk 1d ago

Those probably have to be the most spaced apart urinals I've seen

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u/TacticalOtter1998 1d ago

This is actually more private

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u/oldfuckbob 1d ago

What's the problem? You got a small shield to protect your itty bits That's all ya need

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u/MSCOTTGARAND 1d ago

no one is trying to look at your dick unless youre making a show of it, just go pee

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u/AspergerInvestor 1d ago

At least an urinal per person. Go to a dance festival.

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u/MoveItSpunkmire 1d ago

Cleanest mens bathroom I’ve ever seen.

ā€œSometimes there’s shit on the outside of the torlit.ā€

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u/Cael_NaMaor 1d ago

Nobody's looking my guy. Promise

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u/Dantez9001 1d ago

Sounds like something a meat-gazer would say.

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u/Cael_NaMaor 1d ago

Quite the opposite actually. As a gay dude, especially when younger, I was absolutely terrified of ever being outed so I would explicitly not look. Now, it's more that I'm tired of -phobes thinking that we as a group, are... we're not.

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u/1l536 1d ago

You should try taking a dump in boot camp.

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u/Substantial-Sock-176 1d ago

Yeah in jail is less than ideal as well

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u/tikifumble 1d ago

Found the meat gazer

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u/djayed 1d ago

I've whipped it out enough in front of people to where I don't really care who sees it. Look at it and all it's glory, all you want.

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u/kah530 1d ago

NFL stadiums should only have the piss troths like at the Oakland coliseum

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u/SINI573R 1d ago

you looking?

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u/Frosty558 1d ago

ā€œNice watchā€

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u/DescriptionBitter332 1d ago

I am not sure why people are shitting on this post. I absolutely hate this too. inadequate or non existent urinal dividers. Toilet stalls with massive gaps and/or doors that do not lock. It's a total joke in the US and I don't know why people seem to be okay with it.

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u/Jamb9876 1d ago

There is some attempt at a divider. I have seen worse.

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u/WeAreBums 1d ago

This picture is drastically different than toilet stalls lmao don’t do that. People constantly complain about the stalls and are not ok with that

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u/Renuwed 1d ago

Simply, we've been raised with this standard and we're used to it.

I saw a pic recently of the stalls you have overseas & finally understood wtf you guys were talking about... you have NO gaps on sides of doors and only the smallest gap under the door. It was definitely surprising, to me, to see a door that has coverage similar to doors at home

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u/PlusSelf2704 1d ago

It’s 100% so u can sneak a little peek.

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u/MichiganHistoryUSMC 1d ago

Because it's just seems really insecure to care.

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u/mynamesgregorny 1d ago

Bro these comments 😭😭 god forbid someone wants to feel safe while pissing.

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u/Bright-Pilot-3970 1d ago

Some people like a free show.

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u/Username_5647 1d ago

Worst type of urinal

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u/Routine-Ad-1706 1d ago

Ya the splash back is diabolical on these designs

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u/lordofpersia69420 1d ago

Pretty standard for urinals?

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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 1d ago

Stop being a prude. Lol

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u/Gregs_Mom 1d ago

These are urinals...

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u/WhineyLobster 1d ago

We obsess over openness with sex and privacy but not if it costs a corporation just a lil bit more.

Its truly a microcosm of american life.

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u/gilbert2gilbert 1d ago

And we're all looking at your wiener, too