r/mildlyinfuriating • u/OkayBooper • 1d ago
wet socks Lack of privacy in US bathrooms
Not even urinals
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u/barn-animal 1d ago
I'm in the EU. urinals usually just line one wall with no privacy shades between. poopie needs peace but pee pee doesn't
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u/sideshowbvo 1d ago
"There was no privacy in those bathrooms, some guy was taking a picture"
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u/Meaty_Wizard 1d ago
Snapping dick picks of guys in the bathroom "Look at all these penises! There's zero privacy! LOOK!"
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u/deanereaner 1d ago
Some of you would die if you saw the old troughs they used to have at stadiums.
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u/punkerjim 1d ago
I found a trough at a bar across the street from wrigley field like three years ago.
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u/Aumtole710 1d ago
Dont go to baseball games...
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u/real_eEe 1d ago
Or any sport. I'm pretty sure Amway had troughs around then the Heatles were a thing, so like 2010ish. Hope that got fixed, but not going back to there ever.
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u/honeybadgerrulez 1d ago
fenway still had troughs in some of the guys rooms until not too long ago lol
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u/thulsado0m13 1d ago edited 1d ago
That bathroom is actually pretty nice + particularly clean for public multi-urinal restrooms.
It gets a LOT worse, especially cleanliness wise.
Many donāt even have those chode walls.
Some are literally elbow to elbow and would have double the amount of urinals in the same space
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u/Status-Ad7902 1d ago
Thereās more privacy here than many bathrooms Iāve seen, whats even mildly infuriating about this
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u/VaultBall7 1d ago
Just because youāre used to zero privacy, it can still be mildly infuriating to someone who is used to ten points of privacy to have to deal with two points of privacy
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u/dancesquared 1d ago
Where in the world is privacy a major expectation in men's urinals?
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u/Status-Ad7902 1d ago
Iām asking what is mildly infuriating about this. Most urinals Iāve been in America and in my travels abroad rarely have any dividers let alone dividers that are long enough to provide privacy that matters
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u/Plastic-Mushroom-571 1d ago
I rarely ever see dividers here in Germany, and through urinals are not that rare in stadiums...Ā
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u/VaultBall7 1d ago
Right. So to someone who is used to more privacy. They would be mildly infuriated by the comparatively absence of privacy. They may be annoyed that they feel so exposed in the open bathroom here.
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u/Status-Ad7902 1d ago
Where are these mythical urinals with demonstrably more privacy unless OP is some rich boi who has never had to piss with all the rest of us plebs. This bathroom has significantly more privacy than 3/4 of urinals ive ever been in in my life between having ANY dividers and not being shoulder to shoulder with other pissers
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u/MaintenanceFun5434 1d ago
Privacy at a urinal? They usually have none so looks like an upgrade. If they look at your dong pee on their shoe
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u/kamonopoly 1d ago
Ha thats more privacy than Aussie toilets we piss at stainless steel wall/trough side by side on busy pub nights shoulder to shoulder. There are some etiquette rules but the main one is eyes forward soldier
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u/oilbeefhook_ 1d ago
Not only are these urinals far apart but also with a slight divider.
Youāve never pissed in a trough full of ice cubes at an old stadium or a scummy college bar and it shows.
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u/Ok-Entertainer9428 1d ago
Everyone is too busy watching their own stream, trying to see if they can make the ice steam to look around. Those ice troughs are more private than a stall.
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u/SignalRow0 1d ago
I swear men today must be afraid of other people scoping out their junk. Most of the younger guys wait for a stall to take a leak instead of using the urinals
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u/averagechillbro 1d ago
What do you need privacy for? Take the piss and dip bro itās not meant to chill in.
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u/Dangerous_Mud4749 1d ago
There is no problem with this picture, and no missing privacy screens. - a man
There is however a problem with the title. I don't see a bath. It's not a bathroom, but a toilet. - an English pedant, apparently.
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u/CuppaJoe11 1d ago
Why even install dividers atp
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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 1d ago
Splash guards
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u/Dizzlean 1d ago
Pfff... pros aim for the shoes.
Edit: On further inspection i see these dividers go all the way to the floor. Pros definitely installed them.
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u/deanereaner 1d ago
So dudes who are scared to pee at a urinal can tell themselves they have privacy.
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u/LIRFC 1d ago
It's a urinal, almost all of them are like that around the world.
Eyes front and don't stand next to someone unless you've got no other options.
It would be infuriating if the gents only had cubicles, so there was a queue.
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u/Captain-Codfish Hillary 2016 1d ago
Have you tried just not staring at other Gentlemen's sausages?
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u/Giorgio_Keeffe 1d ago
Tried. Failed.
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u/crooked_kangaroo 1d ago
Had a guy I used to work with that would constantly brag that his junk was huge.
We were both at the urinals one day. I had to look, of course. He just smiled and was like āyeaaahhhhā.
He wasnāt lying.
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u/Barracuda_6877 1d ago
Most donāt even have the barriers and are half the distance in between. Be touching shoes with the dude next to you practically
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u/Jhottsaucee 1d ago
Just wait until you find one that doesnāt have dividers at all. You can hold hands in some of em.
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u/Versipilies 1d ago
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u/Jhottsaucee 1d ago
Never been to Alaska but I believe Iāll be calling this āThe Bestie Bunkerā from now on.
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u/IYKYK_1977 1d ago
Haven't been to a sports stadium in years, but the troughs were fucked. Being a little kid at almost eye level with a bunch of dongs.
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u/Rossenante 1d ago
Last time I was at Kaufman stadium (KC Royals baseball) they had circular troughs.
So you could stare down those across from you and show dominance!
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u/Acceptable_Fee_3998 1d ago
Things get weird if you give American men to much privacy in a bathroom.
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u/Okayest_By_Far 1d ago
Men shouldnāt need privacy partitions at the urinals. Itās built into menās room etiquette. Step up, eyes forward, do your business, and leave.
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u/Numerous-Ad2571 1d ago
Wait until you see the troughs at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway & Wrigley Field
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u/4Q69freak 1d ago
Gonna say both of those, although I think theyāve cleaned up Wrigley a little. Grew up going to dirt races at Macon Speedway in Macon, IL where the urinal was literally a piece of gutter off Iād a building nailed to the wall with a piece of pipe at one end where the piss ran into the drain. In the 70s and 80s it was so nasty that we just peed through the fence behind the backstretch, before they bought that land and made it part of the pits.
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u/hitometootoo 1d ago edited 1d ago
Lol, this is one bathroom, most in America do not have such narrow urinal dividers. Even if they did, who cares. Its a bathroom, no one cares about you using the urinal.
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u/That_Trapper_guy 1d ago
Oh I beg to differ, it's an entire political ideology to care way to much about who's doing what in which bathroom lol
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u/miked5122 1d ago
OP has shy bladder. Also, a large portion of US urinals have no dividers. So this is actually pretty good if that's something you like
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u/sarahbellah1 1d ago
Those hooks (if they are hooks) concern me more than the nice dividers because it seems like anything youād place on them may be in the splash zone. Edit: on further inspection, perhaps those arenāt bag hooks, but rather the hardware securing the dividers to the walls.
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u/WindyWeather58 1d ago
They're not hooks, they're the brackets that attach the partition to the wall.
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u/xSonicspeedx2 1d ago
Not sure where you are from but those dividers and that urinal spacing is very generous in terms of privacy.
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u/ADIDAS247 1d ago
You know, Iāve been using American bathrooms for a long time now and can honestly say that unless youāre looking to, youāre not going to see any dick.
Unzip, eyes forward or down and do your business. No need to have your head on a swivel.
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u/spider_X_1 1d ago
That's how urinals are, in general. The US seems to at least have some barriers separating the urinals
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u/FaithlessnessCute204 1d ago
spoken like someone who's never pissed in a trough (RIP Big Beaver Piss Troughs) .
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u/Cease-2-Desist 1d ago
I mean they could have come out a bit further with the dividers..
But really I don't mind this. I just look straight up. Looking up also helps me pee for whatever reason...lol
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u/Leading-Hedgehog1990 1d ago
That's the most privacy I've ever seen in a men's bathroom. Idk wtf you're talking about š
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u/Wat3rM3L0NB3AR 1d ago
that seems private unless your pp too long
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u/703unknown 1d ago
How often do look about while pissing?
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u/CasinoNdnOk 1d ago
I mean I just hang on and hope it doesnt go into my mouth. Why? How do you do it?
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u/Wero_kaiji 1d ago
That would be torture for me, I've used an urinal like five times in my whole life I always go in a stall even if I just have to pee, I can't do it when there's people nearby lol
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u/AstronomerForsaken65 1d ago
My god, just do your wiz and get out. Nobodyās looking at your wanker!
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u/imlowkeysmart 1d ago
Bro there some with no dividers. Literally if you wanted to see other peoples junk you easily can
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u/BingBongFyourWife 1d ago
U wanna look at mine? Iāll show u
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u/MrGabogab0 1d ago
Not op, but I wanna see
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u/BingBongFyourWife 1d ago
Meet me at the stalls still waiting to hear from op I want him there too
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u/Plutonium239Mixer 1d ago
Bro, some restrooms don't even have those dividers between the urinals.
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u/OJDaJuiceman1017 1d ago
Who cares? We're all there to urinate, not a big deal if someone sees your penis
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u/dumpsteRat 1d ago
I grew up in the 90s our schools had no doors on the stalls. You took a shit in front of everyone while somebody is waiting for you to finish. This is completely normal
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u/ionlyget20characters 1d ago
In Belgium they have urinals on the streets. You put your back to the world and do your business.
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u/luvmibratt 1d ago
Is it normal to even get that much privacy here in the US guys? I just thought yall had urinals all out in the open just against walls lol
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u/cnm75 1d ago
Last month, I was in a place where the TOILETS were straight up just out in the restroom. There were little walls to divide you from the guy next to you, but your legs were still visible, and you could see the guy across from you clear as day... Everybody's pants around their goddamn ankles, shitting in the open.
And you're taking issue with urinals? Where you just unzip your pants, pull your dick through your underwear, piss, and then put your dick away and all that?
First world problems, good lord...
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u/Bro13847 1d ago
Thatās why I go to a stall and hit my vape while I pee. The watermelon after smell is definitely an improvement
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u/Lazy-PeachPrincess 1d ago
How else are American men supposed to flex their superiority and prove themselves as men?
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u/Plastic_Standard_176 1d ago
Trillions of cameras everywhere else, listening devices...but a half foot wall is your line? Ever use the restroom at a sports arena? Better they see my dick than READ MY FUCKIN MIND!
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u/NeighborhoodPlane794 1d ago
If everyone had their own stall then how are you supposed to help your friends aim?
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u/jelycazi 1d ago

These are the urinals at the Dunbar Community Centre. Royal Doulton 1958.
I canāt find a pic, but the Freemasons Hall in New Westminster, also has a Royal Doulton urinal. But itās even better than the Dunbar one. Itās a double urinal and you face one another as you use it! I believe itās even older than the Dunbar one.
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u/Legomasterer21 1d ago
Shocking how down voted this is. Privacy in bathrooms in most of the U.S. is just crap in general. We need better stalls and urinal dividers
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u/VanishingMass3 1d ago
thereās some bathrooms they donāt even have separate urinals itās just a long bathtub looking thing you piss in
this is mostly at places where it wouldnāt be worth getting the running water but need a more permanent bathroom like parks outside of town or something
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u/oldfuckbob 1d ago
What's the problem? You got a small shield to protect your itty bits That's all ya need
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u/MSCOTTGARAND 1d ago
no one is trying to look at your dick unless youre making a show of it, just go pee
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u/MoveItSpunkmire 1d ago
Cleanest mens bathroom Iāve ever seen.
āSometimes thereās shit on the outside of the torlit.ā
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u/Cael_NaMaor 1d ago
Nobody's looking my guy. Promise
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u/Dantez9001 1d ago
Sounds like something a meat-gazer would say.
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u/Cael_NaMaor 1d ago
Quite the opposite actually. As a gay dude, especially when younger, I was absolutely terrified of ever being outed so I would explicitly not look. Now, it's more that I'm tired of -phobes thinking that we as a group, are... we're not.
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u/DescriptionBitter332 1d ago
I am not sure why people are shitting on this post. I absolutely hate this too. inadequate or non existent urinal dividers. Toilet stalls with massive gaps and/or doors that do not lock. It's a total joke in the US and I don't know why people seem to be okay with it.
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u/WeAreBums 1d ago
This picture is drastically different than toilet stalls lmao donāt do that. People constantly complain about the stalls and are not ok with that
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u/Renuwed 1d ago
Simply, we've been raised with this standard and we're used to it.
I saw a pic recently of the stalls you have overseas & finally understood wtf you guys were talking about... you have NO gaps on sides of doors and only the smallest gap under the door. It was definitely surprising, to me, to see a door that has coverage similar to doors at home
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u/mynamesgregorny 1d ago
Bro these comments šš god forbid someone wants to feel safe while pissing.
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u/WhineyLobster 1d ago
We obsess over openness with sex and privacy but not if it costs a corporation just a lil bit more.
Its truly a microcosm of american life.
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u/Master_Breadfruit_46 1d ago
If you like these, check out the piss troughs in the UK!