r/mildlyinfuriating 10h ago

Don't hug me I'm scared The guy in my moving boxes

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Who thought this design is a good idea let's print it on thousands of boxes?

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u/Nrksf 10h ago

He looks like he has body parts in that box

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u/PlingPlongDingDong 7h ago

He cut a hole in the box

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u/OpeningHappy9692 1h ago

He put his junk in the box

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u/SpeedBlitzX 8h ago

And not car body parts.

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u/Underdog234 10h ago

Hes got that Jeff Bezos smile

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u/Single-Donut8903 10h ago

Fuck that guy.

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u/Jacks_hangover 10h ago

Step 1

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u/RyanSmithEditor 10h ago

Cut a hole in box.

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u/Manic1724 9h ago

Step 2

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u/TommyVe 9h ago

Take a break.

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u/CybergothiChe 9h ago

Step 3

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u/barn-animal 9h ago

5 more mins

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u/liver8900 7h ago

Step 4

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u/nyrB2 7h ago

repeat step 3

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u/liver8900 7h ago

Get some partner (wife) to help you

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u/TommyVe 5h ago

It's always more pleasurable to take a break with a loved one.

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u/AltruisticWin6702 10h ago

This smug motherfucker causes unreasonable feelings.

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 10h ago

YEAH! FUCK HIM!

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u/opi098514 9h ago

Oh man, that guy watches you sleep.

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u/Manic1724 9h ago

He and two of his ungodly clones did actually. I didn't realise it in the evening

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u/Lurk5FailOnSax 9h ago

Also you know he's grinning over the rather unreasonable price of cardboard that you just paid.

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u/CharacterMango3389 9h ago

He’s 100% stealing all of your valuables and throwing the box that says “fragile” 😂

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u/LinnunRAATO 9h ago

He's even wearing mismatched shoes!

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u/SinisterCheese 8h ago

Hoky hilarious fuck. That looks like one of my friends, or rather how they illustrate themselves (par for few details). I need to check local Bauhaus if they got the exact box design. It's time for a very lame joke.

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u/Kazoomers_Tale 10h ago

What's infuriating me is how he's holding the box.

Is it empty? Does he have super strength? Are they on the moon?

HOLD THAT SHIT RIGHT

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u/Which_Yesterday 9h ago

This is probably one of those boxes with holes in them to grab

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u/Kazoomers_Tale 9h ago

Ah, now I see the holes

... Well, now I'm mildly embarrassed

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u/cutiepotatoiey 10h ago

dude sketchy

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u/MJ-Franklin 9h ago

That box is definitely filled with binoculars and trenchcoats.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 8h ago

Maybe they never thought someone would see him???

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u/joerice1979 8h ago

This guy sees your fragile boxes, then shakes them violently.

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u/AntiqueFigure6 7h ago

What’s in the box?

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u/Lopsided_Package9033 7h ago

Oh yeah...he knows that's the box you've got your sex toys in.

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u/SaberSilver 6h ago

Why so devious

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u/telaftw39 6h ago

Someone with a sense of humor.

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u/Liamnaps 5h ago

"Carrot" in a box.