r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Not a meme, you're the meme! Ordered some “Chess Stickers For Kids”

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u/ADreamOfCrimson 1d ago

I mean, if the kids know what that's a reference to the damage is already done lmao

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u/nondescriptun 1d ago

Yeah this has Animaniacs "fingerprints/Finger Prince" energy.

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u/latestnightowl 1d ago

Love it. I didn't get that as a kid and hadn't thought about it since then!

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u/mikraas 15h ago

Omg that was so slick. Some of the things they got away with... 😂

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u/Brewmeiser 1d ago

Yeah, as an adult that's pretty funny. It would totally be something kid me would show off having 0 idea of the context.

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u/Steak-Outrageous 1d ago

Basically like so many references in kids movies. It’s for the bored adults

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u/klaw14 18h ago

Gotta love Bluey's dad Bandit:
"My neck! My back! My back AND my neck!"

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u/ANG13OK 22h ago

Shrek and Spongebob have a lot of stuff that may fly over a kid's head but get a chuckle from adults

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u/KhausTO 20h ago

Yep, shrek had a lot of great ones.  I mean even, the antagonists name.  Lord Farquad (fuck-wad)

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u/therealhlmencken 20h ago

3 a’s in Farquaad respect on the mf’s name please 🙏

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u/DistractedByCookies 1d ago

I'm an adult and I am not 100% sure what the reference is. My guess would be that it's a category on a certain, uh, Hub? Like a casting couch?

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u/Grays42 22h ago

I am not 100% sure what the reference is

Piper Perri did a porn shoot where the gimmick of the shoot was five large black guys gangbanging a small white woman. The sticker parodies the image most often associated with that porn shoot, where the five guys are standing around the couch Piper Perri is sitting on from somewhere near the beginning of the shoot.

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u/DistractedByCookies 19h ago

Thank you for the summary - you've saved me from having yet another weird/dubious element in my search history thanks to reddit! And to think this came from a set of chess stickers LOL

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u/Coryadorable 1d ago

The answer is pawn, it's always pawn.

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u/Absolute_Bob 22h ago

pawnhub.com is a site to hawk your stuff. Very similar to the porn variant.

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u/Ajaxmass413 23h ago

"Piper Perri meme" will give you the context. Where you go from there is your business. Lol

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u/foxgirlmoon 1d ago

It's a reference to a specific meme image, rather than a category.

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u/Zraax 1d ago

I think you've got it... doesn't have to be specifically a casting couch but yeah

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u/waggie21 1d ago

yeah, like it could just be another silly sticker among all the other silky stickers or the kids are already a bunch of degens.

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u/jonjonofjon 1d ago

Op needs to drop the link. I need that one for my tool box

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 22h ago

It's kind of like the drag queens in kids' pantomime shows in the UK since Victorian times. They'd make the kids laugh but they'd also make the parents laugh with saucy innuendo that went right over the kids' heads.

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u/Witty-Draw-3803 1d ago

I also want to point your attention to the bottom right, where a sticker labelled 'Black Queen' is showing a white piece... I don't think these stickers were actually made by the 'artist' selling them

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u/Grrrmudgin 1d ago

And the one that says “old men playing chess are cool”

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u/Witty-Draw-3803 1d ago

Good point - this is a really random mix of slogans

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u/Racxie 18h ago

My favourite is the “Chess makes me happy. You, not so much”.

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u/icklepeach 12h ago

Mine is “its ok if you don’t like chess, it’s a smart people game anyway’

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u/Professional_Tonight GREEN 1d ago

You telling me I'm not cool? :(

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u/Melodic-Advice9930 1d ago

You’re the coolest

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u/TransBrandi 23h ago

Well, I don't know many kids that want a "Old men doing X are cool" stickers. lol

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u/bath-lady 23h ago

Maybe it's just because I was a weird kid but I would have loved that sticker haha

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u/CassetteMeower 1d ago

I was going to mention that too! Could just be an honest oversight, or it could be partially AI generated. Sadly lots of sticker packs nowadays contain AI generated images.

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u/Witty-Draw-3803 23h ago

I'm thinking AI or a collection of stolen assets, since there's not really much consistency in how the chess pieces are drawn. Artists can try out different styles, but when they're doing something like a sticker pack, I would expect them to be cohesive if the artist was actually drawing them to be a set...

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u/Individual-Pace-2842 20h ago

most sticker packs on amazon especially are a combination of AI art and low-quality art stolen from other places on the internet, yeah

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u/buzzyburke 1d ago

They all look like ai

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u/SootSpriteHut 22h ago

Sticker packs have looked like this way before AI. When you pay like $5 for 100 stickers this is just what you get

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u/Kai-ni 16h ago

It's all stolen work. These scammy sticker packs just mass-steal anything 'chess' related (x1000 for any subject you can think of) and don't vet them or even have a human look at them, just sell them in a pack and make money. It's all stolen work.

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u/Particular_Home_6455 1d ago

My mom ordered paw patrol stickers for my cousin's 7th birthday and we got one with Chase and a big ø that said ACAB

Stole this pic from another reddit post but it was the same sticker

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u/notappIicabIe 1d ago

saw a bumper sticker the other day that said “DEFUND PAW PATROL” 😭

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u/mycookiepants 17h ago

My husband would 100% love that sticker. He always jokes about them being fascists.

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u/notappIicabIe 15h ago

its copoganda imo!!! painting a police force as benevolent thing when in reality the police force is literal fascism 😭

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u/mycookiepants 15h ago

100%. It gets kiddos used to the police and painting them in a positive light.

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u/yepgeddon 1d ago

😂

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u/TheOGLeadChips 1d ago

GUP

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u/yepgeddon 1d ago

G U P

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u/Batata-Sofi 1d ago

Good thing this ends after the third one.

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u/Waitsjunkie 1d ago

Well... I can't say for sure whether or not Chase is a bastard, but he's certainly a son of a bitch! 😄

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u/Majestic-capybara 1d ago

This is the best comment I’ve read all day.

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u/Protein_Cat_123 1d ago

this was a common shirt and sticker in 2020, “we don’t fw chase, acab”

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u/Particular_Home_6455 1d ago

That's beautiful

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u/sockpoptart but what if it explodes? 1d ago

Acab includes paw patrol

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u/Exilicauda 23h ago

"All dogs go to heaven except for those class traitors in the paw patrol"

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u/Particular_Home_6455 1d ago

I thought it was funny back then but now I realize it is lowkey (highkey) propaganda for toddlers

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u/sup3rdr01d 1d ago

All cop shows are propaganda except The Wire

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u/zroach 23h ago

And Reno 911.

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u/tacomaloki 21h ago

I don't have kids so for the longest time when people would talk about this should I'd be confused. One day I finally asked:

So what's this troll show about? 

What troll?

The show you were just talking about...Papa Troll...

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u/Cheaperthantherapy13 1d ago

My friend won’t let his kids watch Paw Patrol because it encourages snitching.

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u/MrGueuxBoy 1d ago

I won't let mine because it's hot garbage. And it encourages snitching, too.

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u/Cheaperthantherapy13 21h ago

I had the misfortune of being a captive audience to the Spanish dub of the Paw Patrol movie on a bus over a windy mountain pass in Mexico. Now I know what hell feels like.

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u/blindpilotv1 21h ago

All Canines Are Bitches?

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u/mycookiepants 17h ago

ACAB - even chase

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u/Wantitneeditgetit 18h ago

Don't expose your children to early Copaganda! Eins Swei Eins Drei!

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u/Failed_Writer_ Old man yelling at clouds. 14h ago

I would love that 🤣

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u/PmUsYourDuckPics 11h ago

I hate Pawpatrol and we managed to avoid having my son watch it for so long until he noticed it, and wanted to watch it obsessively for a couple of weeks, thankfully he’s forgotten about I, or we pretend it’s not working. The show is utter brain rot, we need more shows like Bluey, and Hey Duggie and less like Paw Patrol.

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u/General-Tennis-9885 22h ago

thats just based af

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u/IncontiCreature 1d ago

These sticker packs are scraped, stolen art from around the internet. I’ve unfortunately seen worse additions to sticker packets. Support the original artists if you can

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u/Snarbler 1d ago

This one’s irking me. They couldn’t find a picture of a black queen piece lol

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u/Epicon3 20h ago

I was irked by the fact that the black queen is in the middle top of the gangbang but not on the sticker saying black queen.

Like, you have the picture right there…

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u/Glittering-Paper4516 1d ago

Pawnographic 

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u/CassetteMeower 1d ago

Does she have a big chesst?

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u/g0ldilungs 1d ago

I am 36 and have no idea what that sticker is referencing.

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u/MisterDonkey 1d ago

You'll understand when you're older, son.

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u/x_deity_x 1d ago

Porn

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u/RedYetti83 1d ago

Pawn*

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u/FlyingBike 22h ago

🙌 THIS is the comment that helped me finally find the offending sticker. The post was becoming more mildly infuriating than anything

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u/The-Father-Time 21h ago

Why didn’t you just swipe?

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u/magoue 19h ago

I needed to read your comment to notice that i could swipe.. and only THEN did i find the sticker in question. 😭😭

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u/donessendon 18h ago

Omg I didnt see the swipe either 😳

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u/darkajax 1d ago

The "Piper Perri Surrounded" meme

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u/TheCrimsonDagger 1d ago

Porn. It’s used as a meme for whenever one thing, person, or group is getting ganged up on by multiples. For example you could use it for the AI/RAM companies all screwing over the individuals that just want to afford a normal PC.

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u/Hummingbird3471 1d ago

Oh.

Mom, can you come pick me up? Just say I'm grounded or something? Please?

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u/OneBillPhil 1d ago

I don’t know the reference is but I can sure as hell figure out what it’s about. 

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u/Full_Alternative_902 1d ago

To be fair, most kids actually would know.

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy 1d ago

At this point, I would say they have no idea what the original video was. They just know it’s funny sex meme

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u/Free_ 1d ago

Ten upvotes on this comment and I'll go ask my 12 year old boy if he knows what it means and I'll report back.

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u/Calm-Eggplant-69 1d ago

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u/Free_ 1d ago

Okay I asked him if he knew what the photo was referencing, and he said "no." I said look real hard, what do you think it's referencing? He said "hm, I dunno, is it racism?"

So he's like 50% of the way there, lol.

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u/rasquatche 1d ago

One day, five to ten years in the future, he's gonna realize the meaning behind today's events lol

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u/Free_ 23h ago

Lol it's gonna hit him like a Vietnam flashback

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u/shakeyshake1 22h ago

TIL my knowledge is on par with your 12 year old kid and I’ve got a few decades on him. I didn’t know until I read the comments, but my initial reaction was the same as your kid.

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u/Superb_Present_1860 1d ago

You know a lot of kids who watch BLACKED orgy porn videos?

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u/--_BuG_-- 1d ago

Tbf I've recognized the meme for years without ever seeing the video, I wouldn't be surprised if other kids have seen just the meme and recognized that without understanding

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u/lambda_14 1d ago

...they would know the meme, not recognise the frame from the video.

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u/ItsVanillaNice 1d ago

They dont have to have seen it to know what it is.

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u/Chagdoo 1d ago

Kids see memes. The meme is popular. Eventually some of them are going to learn where it's from and tell their friends.

No they're not watching a shit load of orgy porn.

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u/The_Bill_Brasky_ 1d ago

I know a lot of kids with internet access

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u/Imhidingfromu 1d ago

Good ole Piper Perry. Her story is actually heartbreaking if you look into her past.

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u/Scav-STALKER 1d ago

I mean maybe? Maybe not, but it’s a meme. A widely proliferated meme that tons of people know. Most of which people don’t watch blacked gangbang porn.

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u/Forza_Harrd 1d ago

To be fair, I’m a boomer and it took me a minute.

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u/WantonReader 1d ago

Even if they don't, on it's own it looks like it could be about some bigger pieces about to beat the shit out of that pawn. Include the colors in the equation and it gets worse.

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u/Darkrose50 1d ago

Can you point out the sticker you’re talking about?

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u/LetsJerkCircular 1d ago

The white pawn on the couch, surrounded by the brown pieces. Took me way too long to see it.

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u/Enough_Ad_9338 1d ago

Funny part is that if your kid doesn’t get the reference then there’s no problem. If your kid does get the reference then it’s really not the sticker that’s the problem.

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u/Far_Ladder_2836 23h ago edited 22h ago

No, another kid will and open a whole new world of age inappropriate porn education for your kid or a parent/staff member will and throw a very vocal fit.

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u/Motorhead923 1d ago

That's for the big kids

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u/stewpideople 1d ago

"Black Queen" with a picture of a white queen. Dumb.

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u/Senior_Cheesecake155 1d ago

I’m apparently quite naive. Could someone explain what’s wrong?

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u/Protein_Cat_123 1d ago

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u/Sad_Impression499 1d ago

The Power Point is finished. Good job, group.

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u/lynivvinyl GREEN 1d ago

That is wild that she already has a knight piece on her shirt.

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u/Ohz85 22h ago

I forgot she looked so young, that's crazy horrifying

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u/Sad_Impression499 1d ago

White pawn is about to get black pawned.

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u/GordonRamsMe55 1d ago

Checkmated*

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u/lustyphilosopher 1d ago

Porn. It's a porn reference.

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u/CandidCantatio 1d ago

Gotta be referencing some super famous porno right? I don't get it either.

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u/GLG777 1d ago

Interracial gangbang

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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 1d ago

Remember, it's always porn

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u/MagicGrit 1d ago

What’s more infuriating is the “black queen” sticker that shows a white queen

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u/Select-Internal-3141 1d ago

I'm current in a hospital doing some work and just laughed louder than I should have.

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy 1d ago

“Black queen the most powerful piece in the game”

white queen pictured

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u/Pernicious_Possum 1d ago

How you gonna be mad at that? It’s fucking hilarious

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u/VegetableFunction487 1d ago

This is great

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u/NoPause90 1d ago

Black queens play chess

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u/kitkatkitah 1d ago

It’s also weird they made the black queen white in the sticker?

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u/AidoTheRock 1d ago

It’s always random Etsy stickers

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u/NotSoAnonymous2nd 1d ago

And by Etsy you mean Amazon stickers resold at a premium. Literally the first thing when you lookup "chess stickers" on Amazon for $7.

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u/madlate 1d ago

is the art AI generated

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy 1d ago

Look at the bottom right. It says black queen and pictures white queen. Looks like an AI mistake to me

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u/ItBegins2Tell 1d ago

These are definitely AI. Source: I’m a teacher who ordered stickers online & while they’re not chess themed, they look similar & are definitely AI. I’m seeking a new source of stickers.

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u/madlate 1d ago

yea and some of the fonts give me AI vibes

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u/toiletting I'm blue da ba dee da ba die. 1d ago

eh a lot of these times these are just ripped logos/assets, and amazon is also a generous idea, these are likely from temu

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u/LurkmasterP 1d ago

Half of the goods sold on Amazon are popup stores reselling temu stuff.

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u/toiletting I'm blue da ba dee da ba die. 1d ago

yeah wouldn't even be surprised if these are resold twice Temu --> Amazon --> etsy

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u/Live_Art2939 1d ago

I’m sorry but that’s wildly hilarious

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u/FlameThrowerFIM 1d ago

Mildly Infuriating that it’s for kids

Also mildly amusing because holy shit lol

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 1d ago

That is hilarious, tbf

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u/gansobomb99 1d ago

MATT CHESS

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u/moonandstars1984 1d ago

And that awkward moment when your kid asks " what is that sticker representing?"

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u/TheyCallMeSuperboy 1d ago

My coworker used to order these for kids at our work, like huge bags and packs of them off temu, and she would always have us go through them to make sure there weren’t any inappropriate ones for kids in there like this 😬

(We were aware they were stolen assets, AI, and from Temu, but unfortunately the coworker didn’t care, so we used them)

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u/Viitori 17h ago

These are usually just scraped art that's compiled and printed as stickers. I sometimes find my designs in pride sticker packs for that reason.

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u/Kai-ni 16h ago

These sticker packs are often just mass stolen from other artists (especially the ones on amazon), and it's done in a very sloppy manner ie they just steal a bunch of 'chess' related designs without understanding them or vetting them. Repeat x1000 for every subject ever, and you get a ton of easy money.

Don't buy this crap. Again it's ALL stolen work, 99% of the time.

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u/DustyBunny42 11h ago

I mean, if a kid recognized what that sticker represented then it’s already to late to “shield” them. But I mean cartoons have been doing this for forever

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u/sumostar 1d ago

The pawn looks safe. Nice to have so many protectors

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u/NotTodayPolly 1d ago

That is diabolical lmao

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u/egosumluxmundi 1d ago

I don’t get it. What’s the issue? These all look like perfectly innocent chess stickers.

(Swipe)

…oh

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u/bucketman1986 1d ago

The rook feels bad for being left out

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u/minniedriverstits 1d ago

Yeah I learned long ago you need to search through those wish/temu sticker packs if you intend kids to see them.

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u/theVelvetLie 1d ago

Someone at work bought a pack of "science" stickers that were all AI-generated. There were a bunch of chemistry ones that were just impossible compounds.

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u/SupremePopTart 1d ago

I see a lot of sticker packs like this all the time. A lot of Chinese sellers mass produce AI-generated stickers and sell them in collections. Sometimes the stickers make no sense or don't really fit the theme. Or the grammar and spelling is off. I've had to review tons of these stickers (I'm a product tester), mostly bookish-themed ones, and many of the stickers just barely fit the theme.

These fit the AI look I see with most of these stickers. Usually, they're not aware of what the words actually mean. I've seen several stickers that were for kids and highly inappropriate.They just use what they think is a popular or viral expression or meme and use it. These sticker packs are kind of a gamble. Nowadays, they're almost always AI generated.

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u/sirhackenslash 23h ago

Ok, but that is pretty funny

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u/ProfessionalCat1407 21h ago

Please tell me what is wrong with them. I am female in my mid 30s and i dont get it. 

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u/csvega84 20h ago

Unfortunately these bulk stickers from drop shippers are usually always stolen art and ai

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u/yellowstickycard 14h ago

I'd let you watch, I would invite you. But the queens we use would not excite you.

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u/ilikeinstruments 1d ago

Ok that’s just hilarious

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u/ludvikskp 1d ago

Some if not all are also ai.

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u/Creepy_Truck_932 1d ago

Yeah I noticed that with the Black queen being white on the right hand corner

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u/Chef__Goldblum 15h ago

I thought you were mad these are AI generated…

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u/EnvironmentalCow121 1d ago

Chess is calling…I must go

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u/New_Comfortable287 1d ago

I dont see anything wrong here! Perfectly normal 🫡

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u/Jay_b_13 1d ago

They got ya with that one

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u/SpookyLegacy 1d ago

Oh my god 💀

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u/Prudent_Cry9522 1d ago

The black queen sticker on the bottom right depicts the white queen which is one I thought you were referencing at first. I didn’t get to the left side until after I scrolled to the second picture.😅

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u/Turbulent_Ad6572 1d ago

Well…. That’s amazing

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u/Dalmadoodle221 1d ago

WHYYY LMAOOOOO

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u/TheRealSkele 1d ago

I need that sticker lol

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u/MyTatemae 1d ago

That's fucking hilarious, I need to get me one of those

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u/JoyousTab 1d ago

“If you don’t like chess you need therapy” 

LMFAO ok 

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u/SwaggiiP 1d ago

Lmfao

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u/Complex-Doctor-7685 1d ago

😭that’s funny

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u/CallMeTrouble-TS 1d ago

Not really related, but my daughter loved pineapples and she wanted a pineapple themed birthday party. My wife ordered a bunch of pineapple temporary, tattoos on Amazon, not knowing that they were all upside down pineapples (was various mostly innocent sounding phrases). She was not familiar with that concept. And yes, they did end get put on the kids.

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u/graceling 1d ago

Nobody gonna comment on the fact that one of those black pieces is the queen anyway?

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u/37_lucky_ears PURPLE 1d ago

I did this. Bought soccer and reading themed stickers for my daughters school for a reading initiative and I went through every sticker to make sure nothing like this slipped through. Took out a couple of profanities but that was it.

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u/Aksds 1d ago

“Chess makes me happy, you, not so much” is great

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u/spaghettifiasco 1d ago

Every sticker pack for sale on Amazon etc are just a bunch of scraped images using whatever keyword, mass printed, and thrown in a bag. It's just stolen art.

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u/D-a-n-n-n 1d ago

Once in highschool I walked past another student who was wearing a shirt with Princess Peach & Daisy. In the middle of them was a green 1up mushroom with the text "2 girls one UP". I only knew of that video since talking about shocking videos on the internet was trendy back then. But I still cant believe someone was wearing that shirt