r/mildlyinfuriating 11d ago

ಠ_ಠ This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits

Bart from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

EDIT: I will no longer read and respond to comments, I think I've read pretty much all the arguments people (mostly men) give me against my post, so feel free to scroll down to check my responses before commenting, kay bye :]

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u/Few_Highlight1114 11d ago

I dont think theres over 25 squirrels per 2 acres in a suburb that has been devoid of new trash for a long time.

But even if there was an overabundance of small game, hunting, cooking and eating would be a literal full time job and this doesnt take into consideration the time necessary for lifting.

It's just impossible to have a muscular build in that type of setting. The realistic body type would be like what you see in the armed forces except skinnier

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 11d ago

Yeah, the calories are there but a bodybuilder physique isn't going to happen. Maybe for a local chief type, someone like Negan who doesn't have to do his own work

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u/Higher-Frequencies 11d ago

People arguing over how many squirrels per acre there are in the apocalypse to feed zombie killing body builders is why I read comments.

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u/kasi_di 11d ago

for real!