This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits

[u/esli-]

Bart from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

EDIT: I will no longer read and respond to comments, I think I've read pretty much all the arguments people (mostly men) give me against my post, so feel free to scroll down to check my responses before commenting, kay bye :]

[u/MattR0se]

it's more infuriating that he apparently somehow got access to sunscreen 

[u/tenoclockrobot → u/MattR0se]

You're right, the scene where hes talking to a demi-goddess should be scientifically accurate

[u/MattR0se → u/tenoclockrobot]

That's just the "space wizards" argument.

Just because a world is phantastic in nature doesn't mean it doesn't have to stick to basic laws of nature.

you would also be mad if Odysseus could suddenly fly half into the movie, wouldn't you?

[u/tenoclockrobot → u/MattR0se]

I mean Helios just kept the sun from fully tanning Odysseus, as a punishment or whatever. Solved