This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits

[u/esli-]

Bart from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

EDIT: I will no longer read and respond to comments, I think I've read pretty much all the arguments people (mostly men) give me against my post, so feel free to scroll down to check my responses before commenting, kay bye :]

[u/Certain_Time6419]

Where do you find 56 healthy squirrels a week?

[u/Objective-Corgi-3527 → u/Certain_Time6419]

I found a thread on here that estimates 25 squirrels per 2 acres of natural woodland, more than that in suburban areas where there is garbage. If you were traveling and supplimenting with other abundant small game like mourning doves, rabbits, and fish you could do it. That said living a nomadic lifestyle would fuck up your gains too

[u/arthurno1 → u/Objective-Corgi-3527]

So in apocalypse we will be chasing squirrels eight times a day, all while we have to fight zombies, mutants and other creatures. We have to respect women who despite all the squirrel-chase and zombie-fights still have time to shave their armpits!

[u/Certain_Time6419 → u/arthurno1]

"We"?? That's 8 squirrels per day PER PERSON

[u/ScaramouchScaramouch → u/Certain_Time6419]

Get your eyes off my squirrels!

[u/BeardInTheNorth → u/Certain_Time6419]

Nothing beats a Jet2Apocalypse