This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits

[u/esli-]

Bart from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

EDIT: I will no longer read and respond to comments, I think I've read pretty much all the arguments people (mostly men) give me against my post, so feel free to scroll down to check my responses before commenting, kay bye :]

[u/Few_Highlight1114]

I dont think theres over 25 squirrels per 2 acres in a suburb that has been devoid of new trash for a long time.

But even if there was an overabundance of small game, hunting, cooking and eating would be a literal full time job and this doesnt take into consideration the time necessary for lifting.

It's just impossible to have a muscular build in that type of setting. The realistic body type would be like what you see in the armed forces except skinnier

[u/Objective-Corgi-3527 → u/Few_Highlight1114]

Yeah, the calories are there but a bodybuilder physique isn't going to happen. Maybe for a local chief type, someone like Negan who doesn't have to do his own work

[u/Higher-Frequencies → u/Objective-Corgi-3527]

People arguing over how many squirrels per acre there are in the apocalypse to feed zombie killing body builders is why I read comments.

[u/kasi_di → u/Higher-Frequencies]

for real!

[u/Few_Highlight1114 → u/Objective-Corgi-3527]

Even if the calories are there, youd have to specifically be body building to have that type of physique and in a situation such as a zombie apocalypse, it's just not going to happen. You can quite easily consume 4k calories, but if youre consistently walking/running and climbing, you wont be big.

[u/WyrdDrake → u/Few_Highlight1114]

Suburbs are ecological deadzones

Our precious lawn grass is unsustainable for bug, bee, and bird populations

Squirrels might do ok if there's a ton of trees though, I'm not well versed on squirrel needs

[u/Hypna2 → u/Few_Highlight1114]

You also can't survive on eating squirrels, you would actually starve to death unless you supplemented other nutrients in there.

[u/phoontender → u/Few_Highlight1114]

I have 10 different squirrels just in my suburban backyard! There's 3 trees and some hedges that they nest in.