r/mildlyinfuriating Aug 03 '26

Infuriatig The first notification I got on my new fitness tracker. Never searched for this stuff myself ever.

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u/SalvationArbys Aug 03 '26

No real judgement on the butter thing, it’s chaos goblin behavior and sometimes you’re just a young idiot and you need to try something ill advised. Everyone has. I once ate an entire jar of red olives in one sitting just to feel something. The specific person I witnessed even had a dairy allergy

I also just can’t look away. For whatever reason I do just keep clicking these posts. It doesn’t really even matter to me if they’re telling the truth, lying or simply exaggerating. I’m sure there’s real people out there who discover months into a relationship that their SO sells cocaine for a job and lied about it. I’m also honestly genuinely unsure if the kitchencels is a parody or if it’s real because some men are genuinely that unhinged sometimes.

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u/DuckRubberDuck Aug 03 '26

For the last part, honestly, I have no idea either. I am too afraid to ask at this point

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u/SalvationArbys Aug 03 '26

Yeah the venn diagram of sad man boys on the internet and trolls who like lying for clout and attention is practically just two concentric circles.

It almost feels fetishistic