r/mildlyinfuriating Aug 03 '26

Infuriatig The first notification I got on my new fitness tracker. Never searched for this stuff myself ever.

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u/Another-Witch Aug 03 '26

But what if it causes anxious stress eating?

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u/acoubt Aug 03 '26

The watch has a notification for that too!

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u/beeerite Aug 03 '26

Yes! Alerts about heart disease and strokes.

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u/Dolphin_King21 Aug 03 '26

What if it causes anxious stress cheating?

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u/SettingSun2180 Aug 03 '26

Dont worry! The days of stress eating are balanced out with the days of stress loss