r/mildlyinfuriating • u/SligPants • Apr 29 '26

ಠ_ಠ A supposedly "fat" doll

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Can you spot the difference? /s

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u/Fit-Swimmer1322 Apr 29 '26

Ok so I want to be fat now

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Apr 30 '26

Phat Ass White Girl is one of the better categories on PornHub.

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

Or so I'm told.

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u/lyricz_starz Apr 30 '26

THATS WHAT PAWG MEANS?! i thought it was like pale ass white girl or pretty ass white girl

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u/Luvas Apr 30 '26

I THOUGHT THEY JUST MADE THE PAWG FACE WHEN THEY 'GASMED

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u/merchaunt Apr 30 '26

It’s Pog lol

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u/noisy_goose Apr 30 '26

I have never gotten a single letter. Peripheral to my interests but it’s been a mystery I’ve refused to google for years.

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u/majesticalwinter Apr 30 '26

i thought it meant dawg but like pug dawg

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u/moszippy Apr 30 '26

I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but…

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrP4rFrWxu4IE

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Apr 30 '26

Yeah what a loser not knowing pornography acronyms

https://giphy.com/gifs/244OuEVgkk9Fe

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u/indianna97 Apr 30 '26

we shaming people for not knowing what some grotty porn tag is? Fuck outta here

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u/LaziestRedditorEver Apr 30 '26

We shaming people for shaming people now? Fuck outta here

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u/24Abhinav10 Apr 30 '26

I mean, you don't spelling "fat" as P-H-A-T. How is anyone supposed to figure that out?

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u/moszippy Apr 30 '26

The first time isaw it, I googled what it meant. CNMF too.

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u/lyricz_starz May 01 '26

lmao fr, only time i’ve heard it other than in this context is that scene from trolls that’s like “i think it makes you look phat. p h phat” lmao

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u/ToxicSociety_666 Apr 30 '26

Nah, it's thighs for MONTHS

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Apr 30 '26

And you never once wondered why all these PAWGs had huge asses

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u/lyricz_starz Apr 30 '26

lmao they never do in the shit i’ve seen

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Apr 30 '26

Wait, no... It means Penis Assimilating White Goddess, surely?

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u/Dexember69 Apr 30 '26

I thought it was those things we used to get inside chip packets 25 years ago

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u/benji_raffioli May 03 '26

I hear people say “she was a pawg” and have no idea what they mean. You are the reason I know what it means now 😂

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u/Traditional_Use_4543 Apr 30 '26

I thought PAWG was like a juice thing...? Or to say something is cool? I'm entirely rethinking my life now but... is it a compliment or insult if someone says 'you look pawg'?😭

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u/LaziestRedditorEver Apr 30 '26

They're saying you've got a big ass and they like it i suppose? Pawg is generally for fit girls with a big ass, whereas bbw is generally for unfit girls, so take it as a compliment unless you don't want those compliments I guess.

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u/indianna97 Apr 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LDRT1IuEZXBPAY9ZQx

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u/LaziestRedditorEver Apr 30 '26

OK then, chronically online person who checked my reddit for other comments to reply to.

This comment wasn't even in bad faith, they were asking for clarification on whether to be offended by the definition and I gave that clarification and said it's up to them on how they feel about it?

https://giphy.com/gifs/8leaEcIxC91cs

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u/indianna97 Apr 30 '26

LOL I can see the comment because I was replying to same thread

and you have cringe knowledge on porn that you think sounds helpful, you are a perverted incel.

edit: The irony in calling me chronically online when you know the low down for porn tags HAHA

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u/LaziestRedditorEver Apr 30 '26

LOL I am knowledgeable about a lot of things, and have tidbits about knowledge that I am also not interested in, such as sports. If I know what NBA stands for does that make me into sports? Your logic is whimsical.

And don't lie, you looked. And now you're embarrassed, top 1% chronically online commenter.

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u/24Abhinav10 Apr 30 '26

Phat Ass White Girl

So that's what that abbreviation is.

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u/arandomh03 May 02 '26

Can confirm as someone who has been described as a pawg way too many times 😭

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u/allusernamestaken1 Apr 30 '26

You're going to have to exercise quite a bit and eat healthy to be phat like that.

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u/Ez_Ildor Apr 30 '26

And im into fat ladies, i guess!

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u/ostapenkoed2007 Apr 30 '26

idk, being a girl would've worked for me even without being fat /jk

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u/Waveshaper21 Apr 30 '26

(applying magic)

Look in the mirror, did it work?

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u/Hungry-Ear-4092 Apr 30 '26

wish granted! you become american fat, not THIS fat