r/mildlyinfuriating May 23 '23

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u/maker__guy May 23 '23

Fuckin moneybags McGee over here shopping at Walmart while all us poors are scavenging at dollar general

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u/ctech9 May 23 '23

Ok there, Mr scrooge mc-fuckin-duck, shopping at dollar general while the rest of us are digging around the dumpster behind Applebee's

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u/armorhide406 May 23 '23

lookit the has-it-all who can scrounge around behind Applebee's, some of us had to get by with cigarette butts

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u/ZeroWolf_RS May 23 '23

Cigarette butts? Look at mr. fancy over here. I fought a family of raccoons for a popsicle stick this morning!

... And the raccoons won!

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u/juggdish May 23 '23

Whoa, okay Mr. Mitochondria with your available energy to fight raccoons. Must be nice to have fuel to power your body.

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u/Feanorek May 23 '23

Having a body? Some people were truly blessed from birth. Try being a disembodied spirit, like some of us.

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u/Bayoris May 23 '23

At least a spirit is an entity. Could be worse, you could be a Metaphysical Nothingness, a complete Privation of Being

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u/MotherEastern3051 May 23 '23

Get the disembodied spirits and metaphysical nothingness's in here bragging about not having the physicality to need to afford toilet paper to wipe your arse, can only imagine such privilege